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give me a minute. ahem

this is so so so wild, must read: www.404media.co/super-ninten...

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The Onion Magazine: Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

shut up about your material circumstances already, these graphs prove we let you eat cake

What if we bring YouTuber movies back, maybe get the Smosh guys to team up with Fred to steal Asmongold's floor rat "alarm clock," but then the floor caves in and the rest of the movie is just a parody of Hostel with cameos from famous people who can't act.

Wakes up from a fitful dream in the middle of a thunderstorm, sitting bolt upright, like in the movies, as lightning illuminates the room "AsmonMOLD!" A dog barks in the distance

I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

This is my periodic rant that Apple Intelligence is so bad that today it got every fact wrong its AI a summary of @washingtonpost.com news alerts. It's wildly irresponsible that Apple doesn't turn off summaries for news apps until it gets a bit better at this AI thing.

i’ve been obsessed with a podcast called “Talking Talk Tuah” where they talk about the talk tuah podcast with as much reverence as film or TV podcasts do

New Folding Ideas! Mantracks: A True Story of Fake Fossils youtu.be/2UDXdqqJQPE

Look folks, we have our disagreements, and I obviously do not approve of everything he does, but Xen'daxor the Child Dismemberer and I share a deep love for this country that I believe transcends partisan politics

Facebook is censoring 404 Media stories about Facebook's censorship 🔗 www.404media.co/facebook-is-...

And the award for Christmas cookie most likely to be confused as having been made by a child but was actually made by a legally competent adult goes to me.

look I really want this place to be great but shit like this keeps spawning on my feed

I wish cloud would make noises

JimBEN. #Balatro