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If you’re writing about Musk and either ignoring his murderous crimes or writing about them in the past tense, you’re doing bad journalism.

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I, for one, for one cannot wait for the "MAGA drink acid challenge."

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I’m not emotionally unavailable. I just have several layers of encryption.

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I feel like my life would be better if i would've paid more attention to those pro tip tweets 15 years ago

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If you think you’ve made poor life decisions, there is a woman who not only married Stephen Miller, she left him for Elon Musk.

submitted 9 hours ago • 75 comments

Looks like when they would show the Muppets riding bikes

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WRITER: “I wrote this free essay on my website about blueberries in cereal. A simple pleasure.” RANDOM BLUESKY USER: “This is the fucking problem with society right now, that people write these wrong milquetoast takes when food journalism has fallen to a nadir in its quest for fascist acceptance.”

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The biggest endorsement I can make for Bluesky is that replacing Twitter with this app on my phone probably improved my general mood when I’m on my phone by 20-25%. I know there are better reasons but it is what it is!

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A Wes Anderson movie with Michael Cera in it? I mean, even I have a threshold for twee whimsy.

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it’s a tuesday monday, people. be careful out there.

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If you can’t criticize Last Of Us without attacking Bella Ramsey for not being pretty enough for you, stay the fuck out of the conversation.

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

The thing with replacing the rule of law with a mafia state is that it's not good for business even if it can be good for particular businesses at particular times; whether Silicon Valley elites will be able to see through their crushes on Donald Trump and figure this out, who knows

submitted 2 days ago • 67 comments

HBO could never

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Based on my experiences to date, being right about everything has no measurable benefits.

submitted 2 days ago • 75 comments

Every word of this.

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as scott adams also announced he has prostate cancer, there’s going to be an entire generation of gen x that just dies younger due to trusting snake oil salesmen over real doctor practices endorsed by an entire political party designed to lie to them

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Stephen Miller: “No more taxes on coffins when used for recreational purposes.”

submitted 5 days ago • 212 comments

i buried a flash drive with 5.3 bitcoins on it somewhere in the desert in joshua tree national park. decipher my posts to learn the coordinates

submitted 5 days ago • 40 comments

Damn this is a huge get. I know every big venue was trying to get this interview with Turning Point USA's Alex Clark. If you want to find out whether she also believes every stupid fucking thing that all of these people believe, this is the story to read.

submitted 6 days ago • 69 comments

This pretty much nails it.

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ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go

submitted 5 days ago • 72 comments

Some quotes are too good to cut on.ft.com/4jkssZ0

submitted 5 days ago • 96 comments

I’m bald. I don’t know how anything works. People don’t like my comedy. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left.

submitted 8 days ago • 157 comments

If you can see an out of order escalator and not think “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for your convenience.” we are very different people.

submitted 6 days ago • 46 comments

yell all you want it's not gonna make me unfuck your mom

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Had lunch yesterday with Andrew Hickey, as smart, sweet, & fascinating a human that exists. (Content warning: Our lunch contained gluten, dairy, and graphic depictions of 2 chubby guys eating hamburgers & talking about Fleetwood Mac. If this may upset you, please read the transcript first.)"

submitted 6 days ago • 73 comments

Imagine how we would view this if it was happening in another country

submitted 6 days ago • 786 comments

It's pretty nausea-inducing to watch all these financially stable mainly white men with all the privilege applauding about taking necessary, sometimes life-sustaining services away from people in need to give to people who need nothing. What a gross place.

submitted 7 days ago • 76 comments

i think it should be a bigger story that the president held a meeting with a foreign head of state where he ranted about the most gutter white supremacist propaganda you can find on the internet

submitted 7 days ago • 404 comments

Via @IReallyHateYou on the other site. Just a sucker punch.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

I found a folder of old memes. This one broke me.

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

Normalize asking book authors who use AI to generate a slop image instead of hiring a real illustrator “what’s the name of the person who did this illustration?” And continuing to ask that it until they block you

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If fighting fascism is wrong, I don’t wanna be Reich.

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ROD SERLING: [narrating] every summer, the boys were back in town. them cats were crazy. but this time would be different. now the town is back... for the boys. the drink will flow and the blood will spill... in the Twilight Zone

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"Let's go over this one more time." "I know what-" "ONE MORE TIME." "Fine." "What is it you're looking for?" "A garbage bag." "In which room?" "The kitchen." "What do you do when you find it?" "Bring it to you here." "I'm counting on you, Tim."

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

As a disabled and neurodivergent person whose work was stolen to train these piece of shit systems that have enormous environmental costs, yes, I am perfectly happy "ripping away" this technology.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

- Babe, I'd kill like 10 guys for you. - Would you start showering every day and stop listening to Rogan? - 20 guys!

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

The crisis we face in our country is not Trump, the way every claim he makes is a lie, his admissions of grift, or his destruction of the integrity of the country. No, the crisis in our country is the nodding & smiling of the people on either side of him - one of whom is the speaker of the House.

submitted 9 days ago • 118 comments

On the topic of presidential mental acuity, the current president was awake at 1:30am rage tweeting about his former opponents’ crowd sizes and calling Beyoncé, Bono, and Bruce Springsteen ‘unpatriotic entertainers.’ Where is the news cycle about his fitness for office?

submitted 10 days ago • 223 comments

So Biden, who has cancer, which is not contagious, should have announced his diagnosis sooner, but Trump, who had COVID, which is contagious, was fine doing a debate with it. Makes perfect sense.

submitted 9 days ago • 19 comments

My favorite ever nonverbal interaction was the time a mom was pointing to my window, excitedly showing her daughter the 3 kittens that were sitting and looking out. We made eye contact, and she looked briefly embarrassed before I reached down next to me and held up a 4th kitten.

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“I’m surprised the public wasn’t notified a long time ago…” is hilarious coming from a guy who constantly lies about his health.

submitted 9 days ago • 23 comments

Posting this for everyone in the vitamin aisle at this pharmacy who enjoyed my rendition of “Let’s Stay Together.”

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If you only let us drive the Big Flaming Crime Bus through that school zone we would've saved all those children.

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Curious when the “he’s just trolling” dudes are going to realize that he’s not just trolling.

submitted 10 days ago • 18 comments

Orioles just fired manager Brandon Hyde for not signing any starting pitchers.

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