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To put this into context, 85% of players completed more tackles per game than Kerkez last season.

What a joke.

Slightly surprised at how poor Kerkez’s stats are tbh.

I don’t think it’s Gyökeres or Sesko. I think it’s Gyökeres and Sesko.

Feels like Mbeumo is holding out for a move to Tottenham instead. Will they want to pay £200k+ weekly wages though?! 🤔

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Players I will never own under any circumstance in FPL 25/26 season: Ait-Nouri Cherki Doku Frimpong Foden Marmoush B. Fernandes Kerkez

The con artist begins his schtick.

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Sad to see Delap going to Chelsea. He’ll probably earn a fortune but unlikely to get out their Carabao squad.

I hear that Ange is now looking for a new job. Crazy situation at Spurs.

🐐 pod. Get this in your ears.

Holy shit de Bruyne is gonna get run out of that town.

Can see de Bruyne getting chased out of Napoli if he ends up there. They’re not ones for propping up players bank balances who are well past their best.

Would love to see Henderson get a run of games as England’s no.1

That would’ve been a pen to Liverpool earlier in the season.

Can’t see Cheaty getting any change out of £20m for Grealish. He’d do well in Italy.

12 goals and 12 assists. In four seasons now!! 🤯

So true!!

Holy shit. Imagine getting a guard of honour from the 17th best team in England. 🤮

Fantastic news for Jim Ratcliffe and Manchester United - another big saving by not having to host the celebratory BBQ.

The one surprising thing I noticed from this game is that Onana is taller than Ange.

What is Bruno Fernandes doing with his career. Jeez. Exceptional player wasting away.

Yoro was due to move to Real Madrid this summer.

They need to disband this competition. Jeez.

No one will ever really know how good de Bruyne was for Man City given all the financial doping. 🤷‍♂️

Spitty Pep. 🤮

Champagne. 🥂

Pep has no class. His trophies and managerial career have been handed to him on a plate. What a shameful loser.

With Thomas Tuchel at Wembley today hopefully, HOPEFULLY, this will mean the end of Pickford’s tenure in the England squad. 🦖

Haaland not taking penalties as the spot isn’t 6 yards from the goal.

Today the world become Crystal Palace fans! Come on you eagles! 🦅

That was supposed to be Yoro, poor lad.

Trent is getting a £17m signing on bonus from Real Madrid.

FPL expert Buttice is now 450,000. 😂😂😂 Absolute con artist.

Loading: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️ *The* shittest Europa Cup final of all time. Quite the achievement for the (now almost) shittest European ‘trophy’ there is. Why are there so many shite trophies? Stop having tournaments for shit teams.

The one good thing about Friday #FPL deadlines is that you get your Saturday mornings back! 🙌

“You’ll never walk alone..” 😂😂😂