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To put this into context, 85% of players completed more tackles per game than Kerkez last season.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

What a joke.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Slightly surprised at how poor Kerkez’s stats are tbh.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t think it’s Gyökeres or Sesko. I think it’s Gyökeres and Sesko.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Feels like Mbeumo is holding out for a move to Tottenham instead. Will they want to pay £200k+ weekly wages though?! 🤔

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

🇸🇮 👀

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Players I will never own under any circumstance in FPL 25/26 season: Ait-Nouri Cherki Doku Frimpong Foden Marmoush B. Fernandes Kerkez

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

The con artist begins his schtick.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

👀

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Sad to see Delap going to Chelsea. He’ll probably earn a fortune but unlikely to get out their Carabao squad.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I hear that Ange is now looking for a new job. Crazy situation at Spurs.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

🐐 pod. Get this in your ears.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Holy shit de Bruyne is gonna get run out of that town.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Can see de Bruyne getting chased out of Napoli if he ends up there. They’re not ones for propping up players bank balances who are well past their best.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Would love to see Henderson get a run of games as England’s no.1

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

That would’ve been a pen to Liverpool earlier in the season.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Can’t see Cheaty getting any change out of £20m for Grealish. He’d do well in Italy.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

12 goals and 12 assists. In four seasons now!! 🤯

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

So true!!

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Holy shit. Imagine getting a guard of honour from the 17th best team in England. 🤮

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Fantastic news for Jim Ratcliffe and Manchester United - another big saving by not having to host the celebratory BBQ.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

The one surprising thing I noticed from this game is that Onana is taller than Ange.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

What is Bruno Fernandes doing with his career. Jeez. Exceptional player wasting away.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Yoro was due to move to Real Madrid this summer.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

They need to disband this competition. Jeez.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

No one will ever really know how good de Bruyne was for Man City given all the financial doping. 🤷‍♂️

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Spitty Pep. 🤮

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Champagne. 🥂

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Pep has no class. His trophies and managerial career have been handed to him on a plate. What a shameful loser.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

With Thomas Tuchel at Wembley today hopefully, HOPEFULLY, this will mean the end of Pickford’s tenure in the England squad. 🦖

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Haaland not taking penalties as the spot isn’t 6 yards from the goal.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Today the world become Crystal Palace fans! Come on you eagles! 🦅

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

That was supposed to be Yoro, poor lad.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Trent is getting a £17m signing on bonus from Real Madrid.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

FPL expert Buttice is now 450,000. 😂😂😂 Absolute con artist.

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Loading: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️ *The* shittest Europa Cup final of all time. Quite the achievement for the (now almost) shittest European ‘trophy’ there is. Why are there so many shite trophies? Stop having tournaments for shit teams.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

The one good thing about Friday #FPL deadlines is that you get your Saturday mornings back! 🙌

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

“You’ll never walk alone..” 😂😂😂

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments