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What kind of rinky dink state have I moved to?

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Everything lives rent free in my head. I have not yet found the proper mechanism to charge rent to the things in my head.

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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

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I’ve been to 4 shows this year. 3 of them are artists I’ve been into since high school and I had the best time every time!

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Bonus strangeness from tonight, watching women dancing to RATM wearing pasties.

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Settling into the couch after cleaning up dinner, I read the “What’s Up In Houston This Weekend” email I get on Thursdays and was dismayed to see Lords of Acid were playing at 8 tonight. I didn’t see the email until 9:30.

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damn dude

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My mom was telling me a story about being at a restaurant in a tiny town in Kentucky when someone rode up on a horse. She expressed her disbelief saying “You know, we’re cultured people! We eat at fancy restaurants in downtown Cincinnati with valet parking!”

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heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time

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Feeling very attacked as I wait with bated breath to see if I can retake mayorship of NASA next weekend.

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Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

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I was so crushed to see @thomyorke.wastehq.social ‘s long awaited statement yesterday, which ended up “both sides”ing it and tone policing. Love Reggie Watts for this.

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I’m old enough now that #throwbackthursday has become #throwyourbackoutthursday

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A venue around here just sent out their upcoming show lineup and I swear it was made by AI. Artist names include bangers such as: 3L3D3P Skating Polly (is this a Flogging Molly cover band?) TWRP And my personal favorite: HARF. (The punctuation is included in the band’s name.)

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Not me wondering if I need to defrag this hard drive since Dennis deleted a bunch of stuff. 😂😂😂😂💀 #nyerrrrrd

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Why, yes... that is me listening to Darude's "Sandstorm." And, no, I'm not listening to it because I like it; I'm listening to it because it reminds me of the time when I did like it.

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Me, trimming the unraveling strands off the welcome mat: “I wonder if I’m manic…”

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Many years ago, my friend & I were drunkenly gobbling down some White Castle. It was spread across a low coffee table. His cat was standing on his back legs, crying for the food. I asked couldn’t he jump up there? He said “He has the ability, but he lacks the confidence.” I think about that a lot.

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This timeline sucks ass. Let’s just do the 90s again

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Sometimes rude people will ask if I’m pregnant because I’m not drinking at parties and I’m like ew god no, I’m an alcoholic.

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In other news, someone contacted him about a typewriter he is selling, asking if it had an erase button. Not backspace. Erase.

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My husband got his undergrad 1000 miles from where we live. One of the only other Black graduates in his class sent him a FB msg saying “I saw you moved to TX recently” and attached a pic of junk mail she received addressed to him, including our correct address. We can’t figure out how it happened.

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After carefully reviewing playback, I have determined that this game is called “wHaT aRe YoU dOiN’?!?!!”

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NYU is withholding this courageous student’s diploma over this. This was the entire speech.

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It took 7 months of living in Texas, but I finally saw someone wearing a cowboy hat actually riding a horse (and not just eating dinner with his hat on)

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This building is doing way too much and I’m here for it.

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A few weeks ago, someone pounded very insistently on our front door, but the entry smelled like weed so we just laid low. We just ran into the neighbor and he said “We were worried about you guys the other day! We kept knocking and no one answered. Something fell off our fence into your back yard.”😖

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I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

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Nora, after we accidentally told her about the existence of PetFinder: “well, I think I’m gonna go so I can harass my mother with this website.”

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This is an A+ quality joke, especially after seeing an employee post on Reddit that they specifically opened today for crawl.

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My hungry was yellin’

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Brought back some Covid from Colorado. 🥴

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Dennis: Can I get some salt? Drive thru kid: holds up stack of salt packets as thick as a deck of cards Is this enough? Dennis: Just, like, 2? DTK: Ha! I low-key took a BIIIG pinch of ‘em didn’t I? #arbys

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