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I would like to ask thicko #30pLee this Did you feel you were being punished before you were born? #deathpenalty #AxelRudakubana #r4today #GBnews #bbcbreakfast #GMB Grifting Prick

Lately, when Skynews' Beth Rigby says 'Analysis:' I can't help thinking it actually means "This is my application for a job at GB News" #BBCBreakfast #GbNews #GMB #r4today #Skynews #Starmer #Labour #Trump

Have #Skynews & LBC blamed Starmer & Labour yet, or are they continuing to hold #StormEowyn responsible? #GMB #BBCBreakfast #r4today #Skynews #BBCqt

If we really must name storms then why don't we just call all future storms Liz Truss. At least then it would actually make some sense. She caused loads of damage. #SensibleStormName #GMB #BBCBreakfast #r4today #Skynews #Liz #Truss #BBCqt

As Thatcher said "I keep running out of paedophiles to give a knighthood to" "Thatcher lobbied for Savile knighthood despite warnings" #Johnson #BBCnews #skynews #GMB #BBCBreakfast #RachelFromAccounts NOPE #StarmerOut NOPE You lost, right wing scum. GET OVER IT

The first thing the Tories have to do is get to a point where a majority of voters, hearing a Tory MP has been burgled, don't immediately think insurance fraud. Long way to go 🤣 #BBCBreakfast #GMB #R4today #HonoursLists #Honours #Skynews #GBNews

If I was guest editor on #r4today the first thing I would do is apologise for the part it has played in ensuring the Tories had 32 out of the last 45 years to put the country in the mess we find it today. I would then listen to how #Lab will fix it because they always do #Skynews #BBCBreakfast #GMB

I still like to contribute to X #BBCNews #Trump #Skynews #GMB #BBCBreakfast #r4today #PoliticsLive

I think #Labour should tax inexcusable stupidity. Would certainly raise plenty from this one... #r4today #Tax #PrivateEducation #VAT #Schools #BBCBreakfast #GMB #Skynews #GBNEws

Every time a Tory or Reform MP blabbers on about a cut to something it should be cut for their constituents. Why should those thick c***s benefit from a #Labour government and not pay the price for their choice of MP? Scum #bbclaurak #BBCBreakfast #GMB #Skynews

I'm well aware the UK is full of thick GDP trashing, NHS crippling, justice system paralysing, small boat increasing, c***s. I don't need that frog faced traitor and organiser of riots #Farage to inform me. #ReformUK #r4today #GMB #BBCBreakfast #politicslive

tbf I think most Republicans will have to pay for sex one way or another. When they're not raping people obviously. 'Gaetz paid 'tens of thousands' for sex and drugs, ethics report says' #Gaetz #Republicans #Rapists www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Has a TV manufacturer invented the feature"Lower the volume 50% while Skysports adverts are on" yet? If not why not? #skysportsdarts #Darts #PDCDarts #DartsWorldChampionship

Isn't #SkySports having pork scratching as a sponsor, when the #PDC have #PaddyPower, a bit like someone with social housing subletting to a smack head? #PDCDart #PDCWorldChampionships #pdc180 #darts #DartsWorldChampionship

Apparently Tories left an even bigger mess than we all realised Of course bias media, who can't get over the lack of content for their podcasts since Lab shutdown the Tory circus, are simply reporting it as no growth in the economy. #bbcbreakfast #GMB #Skynews #GBnews #r4today

NOPE We just need the UK media to accept the Tory circus is over they only have the mundane day to day reporting to do and it doesn't require podcasts. Time for redundancies.

I've not met Lorraine personally but f*** me stick one of her quiches on your xmas buffet . You will not regret it. Also pork pie the f*** out of every avalible space. #Xmas #Buffet #Christmas #ToriesAreScum #ReformAreScum #ThankGoodnessForLabour

The #BBC flagship political programme should put the nation first. Unfortunately all too often #bbcLaurak puts the Tories first.

The only disappointment anyone should be having with the #Labour government is that they haven't forced food producers to stop the nonsense about ready meals serving 2 #bbclaurak

I don't remember #bbclaurak asking the Tories for a timetable to stop boat crossings. I do remember her just sitting there as they spouted money wasting nonsense about Rwanda though The BBC needs repairing too www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

And people tell me I am wrong when tell voters who vote for this they are thicko scum #Farage #bbclaurak #bbcnews

I don't know who said "Chris should be win Diane" but you're a clever c*** #StrictlyFinal #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly

It's not a coincidence the rags people like her write for are read by scum. #BBCBreakfast #GMB #R4today #Skynews #PoliticsLive #bbcqt

I wouldn't send that c*** #Farage down the shop for some milk, never mind to the US for a trade deal. #r4today #BBCBreakfast #GMB #Slynews

Sick and tired of hearing about f***ing #Reform . They have 5 MPs ffs. Just tell us when they have committed sex crimes and fraud. Won't have to wait that long #GMB #BBCBreakfast #Slynews #r4today

Climate crisis is the number 1 priority But surely the next is ensuring the thick GDP trashing Leave voting scum don't benefit from a Labour government. At least till remain voters have. #GMB #BBCBreakfast #Skynews #r4today

#Farage spends a lot of time talking about 'Open borders' because he knows it opens the wallets of thick voters. #MOTD #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly #ImACeleb #GBnews #StormDaragh

ngl this made me a little moist #MOTD

"Have you got what it takes to be a contestant on the wheel?" I think most of us have got what it takes to be a 'CELB', we've all done the roundabout with the kids and at least 5 people know who we are #TheWheel #ImACeleb #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

Saturday night wine tip: When you see really really awful people on TV it's always best to try & block out the fact they have a poo hole. Because it never improves things trying to imagine it's condition. Oh, sorry. Erm RED! #TheWheel #ImACeleb #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

Love how they all pretend to be friendly. We all know they thinking "F*** you c***, you took my place on pointless. And you you bastard, I would have been way better on his house of games. Bet #Farage gets my spot on Blankety Blank☹️" #TheWheel #Strictly #Strictly #ImACeleb

The prize money on #TheWheel would look a lot less impressive if we knew what the 'celbs' were being paid to basically go to a kids park and play on the roundabout #ImACeleb #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

I'm glad #TheWheel ensures 'celebs' I've never heard of can pay their gas bills. #StrictlyComeDancing #strictly #ImACeleb

If #GBNews was a shopping channel... #StrictlyComeDancing #strictly #StormDarragh #Starmer #ImACeleb

Good grief, if I tried to dance like that at the very least I'd pull a piss flap #StrictlyComeDancing #strictly

Apparently, some people vote on #strictly, not for the best dancer, but for who they'd rather have fingering their bum, during judging a cooking competition #StrictlyComeDancing