frankslartibart.bsky.social
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We don't know the full story
Maybe this so-called "pizza maker" put slightly less pepperoni on the pizzas of people he didn't like
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I think this is something we could put to Trump. If he were to resign when he's next impeached he could maintain his loyal following
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That's a brilliant idea. I'm doing the same
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If Trump's minions didn't realise this was going to happen then they are shit-for-brains dozy cunts
If they did realise but didn't care then they are evil cunts
One way or another... they are cunts
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Dried earthworms would've been better. If I spun the button too fast the thread would tighten around my thumbs and cut in to my flesh. At least the worms would've snapped before that happened
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A potato?
I used to dream of a potato. My toy was a button and a bit of thread. You could use the thread to make the button spin around
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Cybertrucks are so poorly manufactured there's probably a gap in the doorframe wide enough to accommodate their dicks
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It's the encryption key to everyone's social security data
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Even after Watergate?
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Maybe short-form social media platforms aren't the best way to govern a country
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I don't believe it's a deliberate diversion, but it's a diversion nonetheless
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Nintendo has always been overpriced
And the kicker is that there's a diminishing returns thing going on with computer graphics these days. Games of 10 years ago don't look that bad
So I'll keep my old computer and look to Good Old Games for my next purchase
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Genius!?
He's an idiot who sacks folk then scrambles around trying to rehire them when he realises he needs them
He's an idiot who thinks he can lie about his gaming prowess to the gaming community
He may still have geniuses in his companies, if he hasn't sacked them by accident
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Lutnick has a vision for America
youtu.be/LaRtNTQIRiw
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Sorry about the delay in replying. I've got one of them slave driver bosses who expects me to do a bit of work every once in a while
www.realmarykingsclose.com
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If you want to appreciate how the rest of the world thinks of Trump, look to Silvio Berlusconi
We laughed at his antics but we were also appalled by what he did, and we couldn't understand how a nation could vote for such an evil buffoon
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If you want to fully appreciate the interdimensional aspect of Edinburgh, go on a "City Under the City" tour
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The main thing is
don't buy Teslas
don't use Twitter
don't use Starlink
don't use Paypal
and a class action against the fucker if any of your personal data shows up in commercial hands
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These Republicans have necks of solid brass. If all these hearing can do is try to embarrass them into doing the right thing then they are just a complete waste of time and money
Once the Democrats get in, can they impeach Trump over the Jumbo Jet bribe?
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My bet is that the opponents to every single one of these Republicans will win with 120% of the votes
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If you want to see the new name just look in the secret Signal chat group in which Hegseth has accidently included you
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To be fair, maybe she can't find reading glasses for people with such a low inter pupillary distance
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Man fix thing
Man fix thing good
Time to put on the... toolbelt
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The sort of Americans who vote for Trump are the same sort who sell their spare wheel to make a quick buck
They can't imagine a time when they'll be hit by a storm, or that they will ever fall ill
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Maybe the parade could not show up, and just present Trump with an excuse that they all had bone spurs
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It feels like a tactic to make it easier for rapists to dress up as officers and abduct women and children
The answer as to why any regime would allow such a thing becomes obvious when you remember you have a rapist paedophile president
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It's certainly not from the "Drumpf" side of the family that's for sure. Donald Trump wears lifts
Was Melania's tennis coach fairly tall?
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Why is he so freakishly tall? See the way he towers over Trump. I know Americans love their drugs. Did they give him unnecessary growth hormones?
Is his father really tall?
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One Twitter post entitled "Ketamine and Me: This Sort of Thing is My Bag, Baby"
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It's easy to get *prescription* Ketamine. You just need enough money to buy the drug, and also buy the doctor to prescribe it
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Aye
I'm one of the most stupid people I've ever met. I can't spot the grammatical errors Trump makes. I don't understand the intricacies of how he's destroying the Constitution
...but I know he's a cunt
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How much Ketamine do you have to take before you actually *like* the way Trump decorated the Oval Office?
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He was asked about his black eye
The real question should have been asked all those other times his eyes were okay... why *doesn't* he have a black eye
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Penis pump?
I don't even know what that is. That's not mine. That sort of thing isn't my bag, baby
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Just a minute ago I was trying to jam a USBC connector into the wrong socket. It was enough to make a girl cry
youtu.be/cUbIkNUFs-4
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I'd guess a machine for making wormholes should be called a "worm"
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Great scene, but I'm surprised nobody mentioned this one...
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Aye, the cuckoo clock speech as well
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Blake's 7 is a great choice. I hope they remake it one day
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Yes. That's the right answer. It kills everyone
..What was the objective again?
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Sure the advice here is to keep vigilant. But I know my wits aren't as sharp as they used to be, and I like belts and braces.. especially seeing the consequences of these trousers falling down
Is there any way to combat this? Does anyone make a font with only the standard ASCII alphabet?
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One of the few remaining *bagged* vacuum cleaners. Emptying it is not an environmental hazard
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Someone's already accused me of being a bot. I never expected you to accuse me tho. You have liked a few of my posts in the past.. here and over on Twitter
I've been posting on the internet as far back as Usenet. I've always had problems staying on subject <apologetic grin>
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Great!
Now do kidnapping innocent Americans and shipping them off to El Salvador
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I can imagine this shit-for-brains MAGA moron down at the freezer market yelling at some Neapolitan Ice Cream
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A Canadian?
youtu.be/TrgKidX3xXE?...
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I've never seen the Highlander telly series. Do they pronounce "Scone" correctly on the show?
It's not pronounced "skoan"
It's not pronounced "skohn"
It's pronounced "skoon"
I live 13 miles away from the Stone of Scone
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Nobody's going to demand a refund if the Golden Dome turns out to be less golden than advertised
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To be fair, it must be difficult to count to ten when you've got such tiny hands