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The "R.R." in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for "Ruff Ryder". Same as George R.R. Martin, weird enough. He/Him
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Trying to talk myself out of making A Choice.

submitted 42 minutes ago • 3 comments

"This is just a show to distract us from their real agenda." They're both narcissists with well documented histories of poor impulse control and a tendency to publicly litigate their feuds and neither has demonstrated a talent for misdirection when it comes to the press*.

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

dude c'mon stick around, don't leave me here with Spongebob, we have nothing to talk about

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

My bitch Found Wife took me to Found Family court and took the Found Kids before doing an Enemies to Lovers with her fucking attorney

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

Sadsad checking in.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Captain America has a jacket in that new Arc System Marvel fighting game, so my hands are tied

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What was "The Incident" at YOUR Blacksite Underground Unethical Testing Lab

submitted 9 hours ago • 24 comments

This sale is still chugging, folks

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

For sale: Episode 1 Pizza Boxes, slightly used.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Wait you’re saying that Matt Yglesias said something stupid for which he was paid more than I will make in a year?

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Decades later, whenever I am walking behind someone going a lot slower than me I still hear Merrick shouting "the ambulators!" in DEADWOOD

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I just found out there's a Brooklyn Comics Con and it's this very weekend. How are they keeping these superstar special guests a secret??

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Roped and relaxed? No, I'm--

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Mom, can you come pick me up? The best lack all conviction and the worst are filled with passionate intensity

submitted 563 days ago • 19 comments

Me and the crew on Bluesky

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

ADVOCATE, Book 3 of THE WARDEN, narrated by the incredible @lindseydorcus.bsky.social is out in Audiobook today! www.audible.com/pd/Advocate-...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

When Miyagi fought those kids in skeleton costumes, they should've cut to a nearby drunk rubbing his eyes and throwing away a bottle

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Sally Acorn died defending this country

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Jack Kirby’s Fourth Space

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Hey, Newskis! Welcome to Bluesky. This is a fun, positive place, and we keep it that way by asking that everyone observe these four rules: 1) Proceed to LV-426 2) Insure return of organism for analysis 3) All other considerations secondary 4) Crew expendable

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Addendum: you may spend a lot of time and money getting the contract dialed in the way you want- and the company still won't honor it later. But you still need to make the effort, don't capitulate in advance.

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Well it was 20 years ago today that Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play In keeping with the taste of the times he taught 'em rap-rock that rhymes

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments