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The "R.R." in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for "Ruff Ryder". Same as George R.R. Martin, weird enough. He/Him
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Shout out to Tombs of the Blind Dead for joining The Vampire Lovers in my "This movie has some heavy lesbian subtext oh wait never mind that's just lesbian text" club.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

In all of history, there are really only three stories: 1) Boy meets girl 2) A stranger comes to town 3) Revenge from Planet Ape

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

when we get through this period of history, i wonder how many people will correctly identify circlejerk group chats as the cause of the GOP’s massive and poorly calculated overreach

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Bringing up the big ol' list of historical examples of when it's been a good idea to give the guards nigh-unlimited funds and an extreme amount of leeway. Weird, it's still completely blank.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Oh, ICE has families? Sorry, my bad. I should have clarified that their families ALSO suck shit.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The thing we should keep in mind is the US, especially the right leaning factions, are the performative tough guy who has never taken an actual serious blow. They *think* they know how bad it will be and how much they can take it, but they really don’t.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I don’t want to brag but for the exact audience of four people that I play with, I am the single best DM who has ever lived.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

An animated film that they call a premake of the live action version

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

The "and also you have to like us!!!" aspect of all our little tinpots is definitely one of the most grating things

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Everyone knows about Kirk/Spock starting slash fanfic but if you actually watch Star Trek you can find a ton of originated fanfic tropes in there too One of the most famous episodes is Spock going into heat and Kirk has to wrestle him awake from it. There's also literally a sex pollen episode. Like

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

M3gan 2.0 is the movie that dares ask: “What if the T-1000 looked more like Margot Tenenbaum?”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

So, after yesterday, either there’s nothing at Roswell or they just knew they couldn’t tell these two guys

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

I do not fear the Dad who has told a thousand different Dad jokes once. I fear the Dad who has told the same joke a thousand times.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

This was true back in the day, but given the sliding timescale they would have had to meet at Woodstock '99, also answering the unspoken question of "Has Ra's al Ghul ever heard Limp Bizkit?"

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

my favorite cryptid is the guy who’s like “holy shit they got dean phillips?! I’m in”

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments