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fraydnot.bsky.social
Will annoy the piss out of you. But, like, adorably.
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Surely someone else has done this, by now but I needed to get this brainworm out early

(casually walks up to the lone person at the bar) "Hey there. Nice night, eh? Y'know, my partner and I saw you from across the bar cause you failed your stealth check." (Draws sword) "Roll for initiative, buttercup!"

Now, then, forever

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

This player is such an asshole at this Robo Rally game.

PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals ME: no problem [later with a tour group] ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…

Bumping this with the hope that a senator might see it

TikTok's behaviour over the past week should be seen as kindred with Zuckerberg's or Bezos'. It is the same genre of corporate-fascist ass kissing from billionaires who are eager to profit off of Trump and stop even pretending to care about their workers.

I just read the phrase "passionate buttfuck" out loud and couldn't stop giggling.

lol. lmao.

Wait.