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I don't care if it's summer; I'm turning every fan in the house on directly towards me until it's blanky time.

midweek mood 💤 #thelegendofzelda

One of the weird things about working in an elementary school is how often you get to see MOST of a movie.

One of the things, I think, that makes saltwater taffy so endearing compared to other kinds of candy is that the flavors are comparatively unhinged. Like, banana flavored candy is uncommon enough, but only in those big bags will you get neapolitan ice cream flavor!

I've currently had the same board game set up, and mid-play, on my table for nearly a month. It's been a really busy couple of weeks, with the kind of weekends packed with just a different kind of work.

I am a stress monsterrrrrrrrrrrr

Any day you get to see a brown pigeon is a good day.

OoCQotD: "It features a bunch of talented people all working together as a team to solve a problem--one of my favorite fantasies..."

OoCQotD: "I didn't know there was such a thing as 'good clammy.'"

I'm glad my dog doesn't think the kettle is a screaming hellbeast out to destroy him, because that would make my colds where I drink, like, five or six cups of tea daily really awkward.

They had dope chipotle ranch and that does a lot to endear me to eateries.

Went to a friend's birthday party today at a most fancy board game store with an attached restaurant. It was most delightful and I want to finagle my own party there now. Somehow.

I'm going on a road trip for a weekend away not forty minutes after I leave work and I ain't even packed yet.

Crystallized honey is peak; I don't care what anyone says.

All colors of bananas from Donkey Kong 64 can be found in real life. Note that real-life blue and purple bananas only have a subtle coloration and are either unripe or inedible; beware of false images of cartoonishly saturated bananas spread online.

Rad. youtu.be/Tz1VC_EjyZU?...

I could make a pumpkin pie, even though it's April. No one could stop me.

OoCQotD, sung to the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain": "Now a kraken confrontation / has certain expectations..."

Kitbashed-ass skull commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:EB...

I found it by Booleaning narwhals from existence. Blaineville's beaked whale. A creature that somehow does not hail from the Ice Age, and is, like, swimming around right now. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blainvi...

Seized by a fleeting memory of a book about whales I looked at one time while idling around in the library of a school I did not go to, I have spent a nonzero amount of time trying to desperately google that one really screwed-up looking whale.

I made lemon cookies!

OoCQotD: "If it's any consolation, I immensely resent being here~ ❤️"

All us loony Arizonans over here being like, "Ooh! 90! Feels nice!"

Rosy lass #art #pokemon #roselia

Is it because of all the descriptions of gross wounds? It puts book clubs off their tea and scones? It's the gross wounds, isn't it.

Maybe there's some part later where it all goes to pot, I dunno, and yeah, it has a weaker opening than the ICONIC first chapter of his best known book, but I'm still gettin' those good chills.

Reading one of the lesser-known books of a famous author and being like, "Why does nobody talk about this one?"

Retro comic strip collections are way too hard to find! I think it's re-read FoxTrot time for me but the gaps in my collection make me sad.

"I feel like that goes on past mischief, blazes on through shenanigans, and lands firmly in 'havoc' territory."

Nobody in the Somnium Files universe ever makes a big deal about how Date has kind of a girly name. I feel like if this was the 90's and everybody got localized names, he'd be Leslie or something and there'd be added lines cracking wise about the fact.

WHO LET THE COW DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE?!

Speaking of himbos, I had to educate Math on the correct meaning of the word "himbo" yesterday. He was under the impression it meant "incorrigible flirt," so I had to gently correct him in that it's actually "hunky and dumb, though usually implicitly nice."

Do The Kids Today ever manage to stumble upon All Your Base and laugh? ...I hope they do.

Everyone else: HELL YEAH MORE POKEMON Z-A NEWS MORE METROID PRIME 4 NEW TOMODACHI LIFE BABY Me, over here in my corner: NEW SOMNIUM FILES GAME TORTURE KANAME DATA MORE LET'S GO GIRLS

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The nefarious WEBP format is no match for the wily PrtSc key!