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*stands on crushed car* GOLDBERGGGGGGGG
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An underdiscussed facet of the rebels in the Spanish Civil War is that most if not all of their leaders were brutalized by the Rif War.
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Can I interest you in my Chewbacca solo movie that is 99% unbsubtitled Shyriiwook dialogue except for the end where the David Tennant droid shows up?
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It's probably the best scene in Rebels that doesn't involve Chopper killing something.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=93J_...
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Maul ends up a Space Hobo who decides to try making a Sith out of the main character of Rebels and when that doesn't work returns to his old standby of trying to get revenge on Obi-Wan, who, because this is two years before ANH, no longer hates Maul and attempts to talk him down.
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31st CENTURY ARCHAEOLOGIST: This mound is believed to be the burial place of a powerful House-Ton chieftain from the mid-20th century, according to Short Chronology. Their wealth and status is demonstrated by grave goods such as a Nudie suit, a large hat, and a 1958 Chevy Impala.
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Are your energies retuned to the Great Mother Earth and the tantric radiomagnetism?
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Whomst among us has not wandered half-dead through a desert looking to get revenge on a guy who has entered Super Zen and forgives us for murdering his mentor and girlfriend.
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He's the only remotely memorable part of the movie!
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Yeah but people there are Chill and Funny ergo.
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Multiple new omens that would destroy any given Chinese dynasty!
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They're going to replace her with Charlie but they haven't printed the new banknotes yet.
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"You see most hereditary monarchs in history had slightly less power than Louis XIV ergo" shut up you have the dead monarch of a country that doesn't even rule you on your money.
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Soda Popinski was always a better name that Vodka Drunkinski, don't @ me.
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Peter Parker's 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Would Rather Have Sex With Men Other Than Him
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Zhere vill be no elections for ze Amerikan Bundestag, zhis I can tell you as und expert on ze Amerikan Sonderweg!
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Reminds me of that one reddit post about the guy who's wife has been having them doing lockdown May 2020 style from the start up to this very day.
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Look man just one more paper on logistical challenges of the Chaco War, just one more man then I'm gonna quit.
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"Dad why is my sister named Rose"
"Because your mother loves roses"
"Thanks dad"
"No problem, Sixth Guns N Roses Album Chinese Democracy"
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Clark doesn't understand why nobody's buying his book exposing how Jay Garrick is old.
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Zod shatters Doom's mind by forcing him to kneel.
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Committing GENOCIDE by ordering French toast.
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This is the opening to a Warren Zevon song I'm pretty sure.
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It's the mid-80s, a perfect time for Marvel to tap the wellspring of fans and money wrestling is at this point.
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The booking on this angle was too obvious - Thing has been established as physically stronger and was clearly booked as a babyface to boot. While this might've gone over with the Memphis crowds of 1976, it's the 80s now, audiences expect more in their wrestling. 1 1/2 stars - Dave Meltzer
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The modern music critic would explode into atoms if exposed to Ernest Tubb, this I believe with all my heart.
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It speaks to how fucked things are in the country space that "traditional country" is based off the sound of country no earlier than 1969.
It's like "traditional jazz" was based off Weather Report or something.
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The secret is to install an unlimited followers mod and rampage across Skyrim with a small army like your fucking a Mount and Blade character.
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Judges Thomas, Edie, and Haagen- Dazs must weigh in.
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The Beach Boys are not the greatest American band but there's an exceptionally easy case to put them in the top five.
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tfw the hot dog is tofu
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Every Ben thing since Secret Wars comes off as the writers not ready to send him back to the Baxter Building but also having no real idea what to do with him otherwise.
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Also doesn't stop the "just shoot them in the woods" option.
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...he's going to meet up with Meir Kahane's gang?
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Also they probably just go back to shooting Jews in the middle of the woods until it gets fixed.
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"Unger"? Name sounds mighty *Hunyak*, kid, are you sure he ain't no immigrant's kid?
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DOOOOOM MUST WAIT FOR THE DEPOSIT ON THE LEASE TO CLEAR, THUS DOOM MUST DEBASE HIMSELF AND STAY WITH RICHARDS FOR ANOTHER WEEKEND
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"Doom makes things worse for himself out of ego" is a good recurring Doom bit but here it seems a little over the line.
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15 minutes distributed as 3 minute chunks over the course of four years.
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Anakin subconsciously used the Force to win drag races, no reason that his son couldn't use it to help kill small animals easier.
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The median zoomer would die if shown the Whipped Cream And Other Delights album cover.
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I bet all seven episodes of his tenure will be great.
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The satisfied smile leaves Tarkin's face as he hears very deep breathing behind him.
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Tarkin has canonically tried to take out Vader multiple times, exploiting every weakness of his Tarkin can figure out.
None of them work and all end with someone getting bisected by a lightsaber.
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Imperial accent hierarchy is
Evil Wizard RP
Mississippi
Regular RP
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Love 2 vindicate the worst character in Inquisition!
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Omni-man has, like, internal conflict and shit, this puts him above most of the What If Superman But Not Good breed.
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There's a breed of tankie who's sole issue with fascism is fascism generally being anticommunist.