fullmetalaardvark.bsky.social
Just started this account, will add and update as we go.
IT, cybersecurity, data, nerd stuff
Sports, swimming, cycling
117 posts
77 followers
193 following
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Double date with Yungdaught!
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Oh that’s dreadful. Mind you I did once go to see the doctor after playing badminton.
I thought shuttle cock was something like tennis elbow 🤦♂️🤣
I’ll get my coat…. 🥰
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I’m just checking if the Tesco Express at the gas station is still open or not… 😳🤦♂️🤣🥰🥰🥰
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Flups, you’re gorgeous.
I know what you mean, but trust me on this, you’re gorgeous and aside from IKEA man, you have plenty of fans in internet land 🥰
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I’ve combined my diet plans with my lottery numbers. I call it Lose pounds with me 🤦♂️😊🥰
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Be honest. You’re about to recreate one of those seductive Bond movies titles, aren’t you? 🤦♂️🤣🥰🔫🕵️
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I always knew you’d be an enhanced DBS. Personally I’d have said an exceptional DBS but y’know, I don’t make the rules 🤦♂️🤣🥰🥰🥰
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🤔🤦♂️🤣
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Sadly my bed doesn’t look like this 🤦♂️🥰🥰🥰
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Do women even need to make incorrect statements to get ‘corrected’ by male (colleagues)?? 🤔🤦♂️🤣🥰
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It’s a tragedy!
When you lose control and you’ve got no soul. But you’re more than a woman to me. 🤦♂️🤣🥰🥰🥰
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You received the restraining order, huh? 🤔
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Hey lovely lady,
Happy Birthday 🎂
Have a fabulous, flupsy-kinda day.
And I hope Greg Davies brings you flowers (or chocolates or chocolate flowers)
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And it gets worse! They swim faster than humans can, and they run faster than us, too.
Means the cycling is the only part of the triathlon where we stand a chance 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🥰
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Nice 😊🥰
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Same as….. 🤔🥰🥰🥰🥰
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I can see you recreating this scene… 🤦♂️🤣🥰🥰
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It’s not too late for that Boarding School in the Himalayas 😊
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Just saw it! Came straight over to follow you over here.
Oh, BTW have a very happy birthday 🥳
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You didn’t need to. Not for us, anyway 🥰
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Tell him to hurry up? Tug on the lead a bit?
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Hey , well done, kiddo.
2025 might just be a good year, huh? 🥰
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I thought similar… 🤦♂️🥰
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Sometimes I wish I was Dolly 🥰
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Haircut or just tied up? 🤔
(Like I would actually know anything about hair…)🤦♂️🤣🥰
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Reef? Can’t remember the song…
Or is this a more general thing?
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I saw this elsewhere, not sure who did it but it feels about right 🤦♂️🤣🥰
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I think there is now a queue of people outside your kitchen 🥰
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Budge over, I’ll bring snacks 🥰
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Look a sign like this, I think it’s some kind of exchange thing.
I think they’ll take teenagers…🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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You’re feeling a bit flat? Not as sharp as last year? 🤔🤦♂️
Have a very happy new year, and a happy and successful 2025 🥰
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Are or is?
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Could use some blue sky. I mean real blue sky, it’s not some ironic thing.
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Have a very happy new year (I know it’s January 1st already) and a happy, successful 2025 🥰
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The 34th of December, I think.
Bin day was 3 weeks ago.
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Why doesn’t she do a podcast about you and her attempts to get you hitched?
(Trying to think of a witty name for it)🥰
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Christmas present from brother #3….
…where are the other five? 🤦♂️🤣🥰🥰
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I thought we were going down the Nina Simone route… 🤦♂️🤣🥰
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Something old
Something new
Something ever so @22mistybluviolet.bsky.social
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youtu.be/z8INBByAZr4?...
David Bowie being the guy we all wish we were 🤦♂️🤣🥰
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What have you got against hoodies? Or is it David Bowie and hoodies?
(I don’t have a hoodie, and also have no musical talent either)
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What’s the story with Paris? Was it a trip? Holiday? Gig?
Is it a favourite place? 🥰
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Cool! Don’t really know some of those, I’ll take a listen.
I like some of the tunes you post. Sometimes I’d not heard them or not heard them in a long time. It’s like a fun radio show 😊🥰
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Are we having a moody, Gallic evening?
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Eiffel, Blackpool, Vegas or Disney🤦♂️🤣
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Need to work on the prose for your first portfolio, I think 🤔🤦♂️🤣🥰🥰🥰
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A drunk Dolly??? 😳🤦♂️🥰
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Merry Christmas, lovely lady 🎅🥰