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fungiblethadius.bsky.social
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything. #KeepBlueskyWeird
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You gif your mother with that mouth?

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Whatever It jizz what it jizz

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this is about me

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im staying true to myself [𝖤𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍.]

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I’m going to stop following people once I get to 666. So if you’re cool, please show yourself now.

submitted 5 hours ago • 7 comments

my coworker said “we’re like family here” so i hid in the bathroom until they left. i’ve met my family. no thanks.

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

I reject your rules. It’s Enchilada Tuesday.

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

Diarrhea waits for no one

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Bears give the best hugs

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My body is a machine which turns nachos into diarrhea

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Celebrate grilling season by being hot on the outside and raw on the inside

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Art is some of the prettiest stupid bullshit out there

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

time for my nightly bowl… …of cereal

submitted 3 hours ago • 5 comments

pretty sure I got a big ol groundhog livin under my garage

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All my fears are fully rational ~ me, flirting

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“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

It's time for the Pride Birds! #lgbt #pridemonth

submitted 9 hours ago • 68 comments

my favorite chapter of The Art of War has got to be the one about General Tso’s victory over chicken

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

You’re quiet today. Are you mad at me?

submitted 10 hours ago • 6 comments

Skeeting from my burner phone

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

Check out the cool af avis I made! If you want one, feel free to dm me im open for commissions!

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

They just don’t make children’s books like they used to.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm always disappointed when I walk into someone's mudroom and there isn't a huge mud pit.

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when i walk past two similar cars parked front to front like > < i whisper "now kiss"

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

i can't believe it's not butts

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

Lofi beats to dry hump to

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat

submitted 1 day ago • 2178 comments

I can't explain it but men love to look at your butthole

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

I promise if you laugh at shit posts, the news will still be there when you get back, live a little

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

You don't follow me because you only follow people whose posts you like or whom you interact with? Okay, sounds transactional.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

"jesus" is french for " i am sus"

submitted 1 day ago • 117 comments

I’ve done some terrible things for money. Like get up early and go to work

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Thank you to all the concerned citizens who advised me that this will not work, I was super serious about doing it.

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