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Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything. #KeepBlueskyWeird

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Bluesky’s got jokes today

submitted 19 minutes ago • 2 comments

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Mom, can you come pick me up? I have to poop.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

googling polite ways to tell someone you want to fuck them crazy style

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

All sex in Siberia is technically Siber-sex

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

lifts my swiffer wetjet like Swayze did Baby at the end of Dirty Dancing

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm not trying to make things weird. It comes naturally.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know that everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they're all running.

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

The level dopamine release caused by this animation really ruined an entire generation

submitted 3 hours ago • 11 comments

white people be like

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

The Earth tried reaching for the stars and that’s why we have mountains.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

I’m beginning to regret the American flag forehead tattoo I got after 9/11

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

the 2 genders

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

fuck you i won’t do what you tell me

submitted 4 hours ago • 14 comments

I made you a doll out of my dog's hair pls respond

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

in caves they just call them paintings

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

7 Guys and a Stuck U-Haul coming this Fall to NBC Thursday nights

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Stop saying, “see ya later!!” to your friends. Start saying, “you haven’t seen the last of me”

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments