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there are way too many former (and current!) pro athletes with podcasts giving hot takes instead of telling cool stories from their playing days, no one cares what you think of the malone firing, talk about crazy locker room shit from 2003

submitted 60 days ago • 17 comments

saw Groverhaus coming up again yesterday so I've been going back through the lesser know Doom Wad Bathroom thread, tomorrow I'll post a highlight reel

submitted 717 days ago • 13 comments

Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic

submitted 90 days ago • 450 comments

Nosferatu Wong Foo

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I love Baltimore

submitted 103 days ago • 77 comments

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We live with one leg in the past and one in the future...the illusion of change is that the world is not constantly changing. The old ways are dying the moment they are born...the Vons Signature Select cat food labels an old man at birth...we are on the cusp of a new and beautiful age.

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

If I was a world class hockey player, patiently awaiting the puck to be passed my way & my opponent used his stick to lift my stick off the ice, rendering me unable to receive the pass, I would be irate.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!

submitted 114 days ago • 88 comments

Executive order to put Dilbert back in the newspaper

submitted 115 days ago • 110 comments

If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.

submitted 116 days ago • 46 comments

Once capitalism achieved global domination, it began to have less need for the capacity of the nation state. Looting it while also weakening it is a two for one deal for the Musks of the world. Billionaires have become global citizens of an emergent and powerful nation that has no fixed home or name

submitted 117 days ago • 10 comments

give Jeremy strong that Oscar now

submitted 127 days ago • 13 comments

I'm with my boy Troy "Noodle" "Rude Nood" "Nood Dood" Noodleman in something called the Department of Energy. Us and some other intern from SpaceX are opening the suitcase from Pulp Fiction

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

submitted 128 days ago • 212 comments

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

submitted 142 days ago • 464 comments

Overheard in the music section of a Barnes and Noble: “I’ve had it with this bebop horseshit” and I respect you, time traveling jazz purist from the 1940s.

submitted 149 days ago • 76 comments

#Orioles

submitted 418 days ago • 0 comments

playing powerball is a pretty smart move all in all. not only is it fun to play, you could turn a measly two or three dollars into a prize worth millions

submitted 494 days ago • 16 comments

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now that we're in "vote argument" season, here's a comic i drew about voting

submitted 560 days ago • 0 comments

No other genre of sports video game has gotten it right besides golf… Slow, boring, and oddly elegant

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Introduce a bill that only women can own guns and see how fast republican men start transitioning

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments

Arizona is taking some terrible at bats and I have absolutely no idea why Gallen throws a middle middle fastball to Carter on a 2-2 count when he has the knuckle curve in the bag

submitted 591 days ago • 0 comments