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Asking at the interview if the job involves me having to do "a bunch of bullshit"

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

there are way too many former (and current!) pro athletes with podcasts giving hot takes instead of telling cool stories from their playing days, no one cares what you think of the malone firing, talk about crazy locker room shit from 2003

submitted 65 days ago • 17 comments

saw Groverhaus coming up again yesterday so I've been going back through the lesser know Doom Wad Bathroom thread, tomorrow I'll post a highlight reel

submitted 722 days ago • 15 comments

Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic

submitted 95 days ago • 450 comments

Nosferatu Wong Foo

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I love Baltimore

submitted 107 days ago • 77 comments

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We live with one leg in the past and one in the future...the illusion of change is that the world is not constantly changing. The old ways are dying the moment they are born...the Vons Signature Select cat food labels an old man at birth...we are on the cusp of a new and beautiful age.

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

If I was a world class hockey player, patiently awaiting the puck to be passed my way & my opponent used his stick to lift my stick off the ice, rendering me unable to receive the pass, I would be irate.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!

submitted 119 days ago • 88 comments

Executive order to put Dilbert back in the newspaper

submitted 120 days ago • 110 comments

If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.

submitted 121 days ago • 46 comments

Once capitalism achieved global domination, it began to have less need for the capacity of the nation state. Looting it while also weakening it is a two for one deal for the Musks of the world. Billionaires have become global citizens of an emergent and powerful nation that has no fixed home or name

submitted 122 days ago • 10 comments

give Jeremy strong that Oscar now

submitted 132 days ago • 13 comments

I'm with my boy Troy "Noodle" "Rude Nood" "Nood Dood" Noodleman in something called the Department of Energy. Us and some other intern from SpaceX are opening the suitcase from Pulp Fiction

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

submitted 133 days ago • 211 comments

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

submitted 146 days ago • 464 comments

Overheard in the music section of a Barnes and Noble: “I’ve had it with this bebop horseshit” and I respect you, time traveling jazz purist from the 1940s.

submitted 154 days ago • 76 comments

#Orioles

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playing powerball is a pretty smart move all in all. not only is it fun to play, you could turn a measly two or three dollars into a prize worth millions

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now that we're in "vote argument" season, here's a comic i drew about voting

submitted 565 days ago • 0 comments

No other genre of sports video game has gotten it right besides golf… Slow, boring, and oddly elegant

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Introduce a bill that only women can own guns and see how fast republican men start transitioning

submitted 591 days ago • 0 comments