funkienyfl.bsky.social
Vintage guitars & amps, cats, carbs and Steelers. Hitchhiked across the US at 15, now I prefer a good nap
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Imagine inheriting almost a half a billion bucks but still being the most angry, resentful, aggrieved and miserable son of a bitch that ever walked the earth
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Let me guess. The person's name behind it rhymes with Sorge Roros?
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My drummer had one and when his gear was packed in it looked like some giant modernist wood and metal Jenga art piece
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Ironic that Mr. Libertarian seems to be OK with having a mad king running amok
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Well, you know what Nietzsche said about the reluctant influencer
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I'd only pay $8 a month if it confirms my biases
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With my mental health slightly improving, I feel like I'm letting down the other social media apps
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Nice Starship you have there. Be a shame if it blew up.... oh, wait....
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And someone you can simply point to if your kid ever asks "what does smug mean?"
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Between pianos and anvils, this is why I couldn't live in a place with tall buildings
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Huge pet deposit required
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I had that movie on VHS tape and every day we cut out of school, my friends and I would do bong hits then watch it on my parent's 200 lb. Panasonic with wired remote. No Ferraris involved, unfortunately
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It's not official until the National Institute of Standards and Scaramuccis rules
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If you're screaming in tune, congratulations, you're an opera singer
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I used to watch Lex when he had on physicists, cosmologists and other reputable and interesting ists, but now it's all Russian apologists
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Going from 2 guys last year that held onto the ball too long, then checked down to a guy that gets rid of the ball quickly to his nearest checkdown was definitely worth the 2 months of endless drama and intrigue
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You can pre-order "Little Marco Has Two Dads" from Amazon now
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Grown ass man with attention span of a toddler expects us to believe he focused on anything for an hour and a half
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Where's the lasagna pics lol? I live vicariously through other people's lasagna because it's one of the few things I just never have the energy to make myself
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Satan is offering a special for Republican elected officials. If they trade their soul in addition to their balls, they get a bonus Fox appearance and one extra week of relevance
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Next thing you're gonna tell us is that the states with the lowest rates of car ownership also coincidentally have the lowest rates of car-related deaths
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That album was my first guitar teacher
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nobody:
the nyt: hey what if we print social media hot takes
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Consenting adults free to engage in commerce and enter into contracts? Novel concept
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"you can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead, cute little chubby hands"
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Albania no longer where rap dreams go to die
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If you really want to trigger them, take one and tell them you need an extra one for your therapist
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Degree in Economics from Trump University
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I don't know how to be discrete. I hope I can still watch it
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Maybe they meant grants for high income kids to learn how to trade in meme coin
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On a serious note, when I take away the pots my 5 year old is banging on and he throws a tantrum, he's just misunderstood. He wants to be great at banging on pots, you know?
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I'm hoping he worked with an OL coach on his technique in the off season
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Forget flying cars. Still waiting for a robot that sucks
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Not many people get to say "I played Freebird with Steve Morse"! Awesome and congrats!
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Killing children seems counter to his creepy preoccupation with repopulating the earth, but I guess he's just gonna take matters into his own hand
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Saw him live once back in the 90s playing solo to his own tracks. Wish I could have seen him with the Dregs back in the day
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Beauty is in the eye of the billionaire beholder
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Musk leaving government cuts the White House Depends undergarments budget in half. Definitely eliminated some waste
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No thanks. We're already living in the upside down
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Kids in 2046: My AI can beat up your AI
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Make America China Again
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What if him calling the British guy helping with the Thai cave rescue "pedo guy" wasn't a joke, but actually projection?
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Have you seen my baby? He said he was just going out to buy a pack of smokes
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So nobody in the entire US will be able to afford property insurance?
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And let's not forget their judicial activism on the 2nd Amendment. I'm just waiting for them to rule that fetuses have a right to bear arms even before they have arms
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Poor KKKen is all alone at the Cosplay Barbie Dream House while she's busy with taxpayer-funded photo ops and international election meddling
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Every day, my grandmother used to feed Nilla Wafers to a squirrel she named Buffy and now I wish Buffy would have imparted some ancient squirrel wisdom to me