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submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

hey if you tried to barter a soul for the dildevil coupon this morning, the email you entered bounced my response!

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

after weeks of having to juggle order fulfillment with event prep, i'm back in the worlshop full time getting your orders ready! sorry if you've been waiting!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i know Audioslave's Hypnotize is about threatening the rich with "wealth redistribution" but it's also a few small edits from being a really good song about reciprocating oral sex

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

this is power we all have, if only we take it. Remember how strong you are.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

nope. nope. wrath month starts now.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

the thing that impresses me most about NYT is that the people in HR have eight hours to learn the system, hire new newborns for every position for the next day, and then terminate themselves and every other employee.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i think this is just the shaboingloin from last time i did this, but if the soft tip fell off

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

"If You're Brave Enough"

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

make up a name for a dildo and i'll draw what i think it eould look like

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

happy pride month. May we not need to start wrath month early

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

open until 1 AM!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Baltimore! i'm at the Baltimore Eagle ready to vend the night market when it opens at 8! come say hi!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

my old neighbors, Lesbian Domestic Violence Couple, have moved out. Where do i put in my request for new, better lesbian neighbors?

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I urge you not to fall into the lib trap of "deport the criminal drug addict," and to instead focus on the obvious fact that there is no work involved in being Chief of Firing People and CEO of 6 or 8 companies

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

The past tense of vibrator is vibratored. The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.

submitted 754 days ago • 1 comment

one of the things i've been doing with my work lately is focusing on the "toy" in sex toy. Like yes, a sex toy should be able to provide pleasure. That's what i focused on in the beginning of my career, Things What Hit The Good Spots Right. But my philosophy about sex has caught up to my work.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I am once again putting this on your timeline and strongly encourage you to do the same

submitted 26 days ago • 16 comments