funkittoys.bsky.social
modular sexperiments, budget friendly dildos, and silly toys to make sex more fun.
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hog
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i bet a regular sized one would work to wrap the waffle bit around, but i've also never made a waffle cone before, weirdly
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i don't usually print that small, so i'd have to experiment, but i don't think a small ten cavity mold for about a 15mm alf hog would be too hard. The question is if the chocolate would trap a bubble in the tip or let it escape, but if you got the mold warm and tapped it a few times it might work!
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ever since bryan fuller retweeted my candy corn buttplugs i've evaluated toy ideas based on whether i could live with myself if they were the only thing a million people knew about me
i'd have had fuckable couches out before JD woke up the next morning if that calculus hadn't taken most of a week
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i do use a food grade silicone, how big are the Hog Bits and how many per mold?
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DMing you my email, send me what you've got and we'll see if it's something I can do!
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i am also, at this point, sort of a specialist in double ended molds
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I've not done much with gradients before, but have started looking at limited custom ideas.
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oh wait, that's right there in the product photography
it is still like that though, there's a glass mouse now too
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i have a shelf with Little Guys on it and there's a @batbites.bsky.social squishy sitting on one up there
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I mean to say: buy a fuckable couch from @funkittoys.bsky.social
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wait, it's just textured like that? i've seen dozens made of real upcycled tire!
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Fumpiy Tiud: nidylat sdrxoemrntd
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i guess i don't have my logo prominently anywhere on this account, huh
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technically also a correct spelling of my company name
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at a certain point i have to assume typos are just a part of the Funkit Toysâ„¢ Experience
one day i'll have a small phone again and you're gonna wonder who replaced me
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use this one
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you can tell i'm really angry about the news because i've started listening to the more metal end of my music spectrum again
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"you can make your load just a little lighter"
YEAH you can, shoot your shot
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ICE *is* the maga cowards. There's no way to work for ICE and not be a goon of this administration.
you're not even doing a "no true scotsman", this is like denying scotland shares a border and government with england, claiming scots don't have UK citizenship, and that scotland is actually Wales 2.
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uh i mean buy a dildo
but yeah, fuck ice
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If i ever have to write another resume i'm putting "NYT columnist" on march 11th of the year i was born, because the amount of turnover it takes for every single person there to have been born yesterday means there's no convenient way to be sure i didn't work there for a day in the 90s.
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it's wild that everyone who works at this newspaper is one day old every day, the 36,500% turnover must be a nightmare
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this is a dildo that says "stop" on the octagonal base and "slow" along the shaft
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this one's got all the bells and whistles, but seems to have been cut off in the middle
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that's not a dildo, that's a guy with a penis
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a dildo/stroker ouroboros, indeed
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hehehehe
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here you go
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i had this idea ages ago and just realized i have the mold aking techniques to actually make it now
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Clusterfuck! pick an end.
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