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Bleacher Nation’s foremost authority on The Simpsons, Star Wars, Taylor Swift, and the Chicago Bears.
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MLB making Skenes vs. The Miz the free game of the day on MLB At Bat is the best marketing move it has made in forever.

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The Bears 2025 training camp practice schedule is OUT — and it includes joint sessions with the Bills and Dolphins.

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i missed out on the sabrina carpenter signed album shock drop by a couple of seconds. had i successfully made it happen, i’d feel confident in declaring to be the only person with signed albums from taylor swift, sabrina carpenter, and clipse.

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this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

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TRADES I TURNED DOWN THIS MORNING: Giving up: Roman Anthony (BOS OF) Getting: Mason Miller (ATH RP) Seriously. That was an offer I received this morning.

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Been busy making trades. Here's what I've done: TRADE I Gave up: Reese Olson (DET P) Received: Landon Roupp (SFG P), Justin Verlander (SFG P) TRADE II Gave up: Matt Shaw (CHC IF), Shane Bieber (CLE P), 2 4ths Received: Brent Rooker (ATH OF), Cade Smith (CLE RP), 2nd, 9th

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i'm gonna sleep on it and share a better list tomorrow. maybe. if i remember.

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here's my movie list. argue with a wall.

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i need people to understand that i don't take movies seriously. i grade on a scale of did i enjoy it or not. i'm not going to watch a movie that i don't think i'm gonna enjoy. that's an investment i'm not down to make. so my list is pretty simplistic.

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i'm afraid to share my movie list because (1) i'm gonna get judged harshly and (2) i don't feel like taking criticism at this hour.

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up late negotiating fantasy baseball trades. it's officially summer, babyyyy.

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Just learned that Chadwick Tromp is back in The Show with the Orioles, which reminds me of one of the weirdest stories of recent memory www.nytimes.com/athletic/548...

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one hour later, it has been determined that it is time to spend the rest of night swiping mindlessly through bumble.

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It’s been all downhill for Scottie ever since Future made that song about those Gucci flip flops. Sad. IYKYK.

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when it’s just about time for the ben brown experience to dictate your vibe for the rest of the evening.

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Truly in awe of Kevin Durant's skills as a poster. A generation talent. One of the best to ever do it. We'll never see another one like him again.

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I seem to recall a Canadian being mentioned during the Super Bowl too. The halftime show, anyway.

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the thing about not liking sports is that you're wrong

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Fie, this is hot weather, gentlemen.

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the nba season is over & I feel nothing because for the second time in as many years I’ve struggled to get into basketball. at first I thought it might be because the bulls are irrelevant in my world, but they’ve been that in the past. it hasn’t stopped me from enjoying the nba product as a whole.

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@ Nate Pearson

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we love a travel day fit

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the bride and groom honored my request for a taylor swift song 🥲

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here’s a pic of me at the wedding i’m at in cincy. ngl I think I look cute af tonight.

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wearing a freshly ironed shirt for the first time since january 2023 and I gotta say it feels good.

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