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futurexskeleton.bsky.social
(he/him) Austin FC, Swoontower, Dragon Con, SXSW, hardcore/punk rock, general fun
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Just like my common sense rule that a game should be abandoned if a player has to be resucitated on the pitch, it’s my opinion that if you were named in the Yates/NWSLPA reports as someone who enabled or perpetuated abuse, you shouldn’t be able to work in the league. But that’s just my opinion.

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

rip sexy santa

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

MLS, copy this

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Rodney banger

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Being a good partner means waiting for your spouse to come home from a business trip before progressing the story mode of the video game you're playing to entertain them, even if it means doing all the little side quests and weird platforming parts while you wait.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Ayyyy this FREE Shakespeare park show is THIS WEEKEND! Austin FC is away on Saturday, so I know you're itching to get outside & watch something crazy in Austin; this is a perfect way to hang out & spend time in a park. It's fun, it's weird, it's VERY AUSTIN. tickets.atxtheatre.org/events/walki...

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

OH MY GOD IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING CC: @crugglez.bsky.social

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Murderbot TV show is ok, which is a mega bummer because the books are awesome.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I haven't seen what anyone else has said about the game, BUT I think Austin FC looked pretty good on the road against a really good team. There were a lot of things to like & some clear opportunities for improvement. Overall? Happy with the effort & the chances we got, wanna see more clean finishes.

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

“And the one who denies justice to a resident alien, a fatherless child, or a widow is cursed.” - Deuteronomy 27:19

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

We had so much fun with Jeff this week, we had him on our show too! While you wait, check this feature out where we talk about Austin FC from a historical perspective and a present day lens!

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

@fortheglorykc.bsky.social WHAT A CRAZY GAME THAT'S HISTORY BABY

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

People can feel however they want to but any version of "Stuver cost us the game" is absolutely reactionary to a tough night for the guy who has kept us in more games over our existence than anyone else by an unbelievable margin. You can't win if you don't score goals, even if we let in zero.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

O no what did we agree to

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

This week's Swoontower can be found, as always, on the @moontowersoccer.bsky.social feed wherever you get podcasts! We've got Dan and Matt from @loonybinpodcast.bsky.social on talking about Minnesota United. Before that? You know we're all about the boys. www.moontowersoccer.com/swoontower-s...

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We interviewed @loonybinpodcast.bsky.social for Swoontower last night (look for it on @moontowersoccer.bsky.social's feed on Friday! It was awesome!) and they posed an *interesting* opportunity to us in that conversation. @fortheglorykc.bsky.social let's chat 👀

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

@crugglez.bsky.social killed it this week on @moontowersoccer.bsky.social, even though she disagreed word for word with Landon. Guess we'll have to see who was right!

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I bought Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 yesterday and I'm in love? I'm only like, 2.5 hours in but oh my goodness it's beautiful, and enchanting, and the music? And the French voice acting?! Ahhhhh

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Cutting away from goal celebrations should be illegal. 😠

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

I looked into the media hysteria around a trans woman allegedly competing in the Boston Marathon yesterday. What I found was that every single anti-trans headline about the issue could be traced to a single person. It's 2025 & media literacy is dead.

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

Beloved as a backup, and now ICONIC as a starter here. @bradstuver.com forever. #BradStuverForMLSAllStarAndAlsoPresident campaign starts anew.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Lineker's clarity, consistency and commitment is remarkable, particularly given that most people in his line of work have every reason to steer clear of all this

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

RSL's U16 goalscorer just did a gainer in the MLS Next GA Cup Championship - backflips are no longer 10/10. The scale has been recalibrated.

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