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futurexskeleton.bsky.social
(he/him) Austin FC, Swoontower, Dragon Con, SXSW, hardcore/punk rock, general fun
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BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Eternally optimistic, I predict 2 goals from Austin FC tonight. No Uzuni will make the offensive movements more consistent, Wolff and Pereira will supply an attack down the middle, Obrian and Bukari will stretch the Rapids down the wings, and Vazquez will miss the crossbar and finish. #AustinFC

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

The two sides of Svatok. 😄🤬

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The speed at which universities and institutions are abandoning diversity, equity, inclusion and anti-racism initiatives merely confirms one thing: they were never serious to begin with - it was all performative!

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Adrian Hanauer: a guy I didn't even know existed and now just think is a dickhead.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Just like my common sense rule that a game should be abandoned if a player has to be resucitated on the pitch, it’s my opinion that if you were named in the Yates/NWSLPA reports as someone who enabled or perpetuated abuse, you shouldn’t be able to work in the league. But that’s just my opinion.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

rip sexy santa

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

MLS, copy this

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Rodney banger

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Being a good partner means waiting for your spouse to come home from a business trip before progressing the story mode of the video game you're playing to entertain them, even if it means doing all the little side quests and weird platforming parts while you wait.

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Ayyyy this FREE Shakespeare park show is THIS WEEKEND! Austin FC is away on Saturday, so I know you're itching to get outside & watch something crazy in Austin; this is a perfect way to hang out & spend time in a park. It's fun, it's weird, it's VERY AUSTIN. tickets.atxtheatre.org/events/walki...

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

OH MY GOD IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING CC: @crugglez.bsky.social

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Murderbot TV show is ok, which is a mega bummer because the books are awesome.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I haven't seen what anyone else has said about the game, BUT I think Austin FC looked pretty good on the road against a really good team. There were a lot of things to like & some clear opportunities for improvement. Overall? Happy with the effort & the chances we got, wanna see more clean finishes.

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

“And the one who denies justice to a resident alien, a fatherless child, or a widow is cursed.” - Deuteronomy 27:19

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

We had so much fun with Jeff this week, we had him on our show too! While you wait, check this feature out where we talk about Austin FC from a historical perspective and a present day lens!

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

@fortheglorykc.bsky.social WHAT A CRAZY GAME THAT'S HISTORY BABY

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

People can feel however they want to but any version of "Stuver cost us the game" is absolutely reactionary to a tough night for the guy who has kept us in more games over our existence than anyone else by an unbelievable margin. You can't win if you don't score goals, even if we let in zero.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

O no what did we agree to

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

This week's Swoontower can be found, as always, on the @moontowersoccer.bsky.social feed wherever you get podcasts! We've got Dan and Matt from @loonybinpodcast.bsky.social on talking about Minnesota United. Before that? You know we're all about the boys. www.moontowersoccer.com/swoontower-s...

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

We interviewed @loonybinpodcast.bsky.social for Swoontower last night (look for it on @moontowersoccer.bsky.social's feed on Friday! It was awesome!) and they posed an *interesting* opportunity to us in that conversation. @fortheglorykc.bsky.social let's chat 👀

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments