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Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets.
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you can scare a chud with bricks in the same way you can scare a cat with a cucumber

submitted 3 hours ago • 13 comments

Stephen Miller wants you to be scared. But remember, Stephen Miller’s wife left him for Elon Musk. You don’t wanna be the guy [non-gendered] who’s scared of someone whose wife left him for Elon Musk, do you? I didn’t think so.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

In the foothills of the southern Appalachian mountains, a kaiju lies dormant, waiting for the time when it will emerge and consume everything in its path. “Kudzulla”

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

How did they decide to call it dental calculus when Tarter Sauce was right there?

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

(Pounds on table with fists) BIG BOAT STUCK BIG BOAT STUCK BIG BOAT STUCK

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

AHAHAHAHAHA

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

It’s all been awful since Sean Hannity had Alan Colmes killed.

submitted 271 days ago • 1 comment

To finish the Insane Atlanta Driver story, I ended up in the left exit for 85-N, my GPS recalculated that I should take 85 10mi back up to the 85/285 interchange. OT1H, I’m f•cking furious. OTOH, I’m just lucky I didn’t wear my Mets hat or that guy would have run me off the road on purpose.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

WTAF is going on at the 265 and 285 exits? Big party in Smyrna or something?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

GEORGIA I AM IN YOU

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

AHAHAHAHAHA

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments