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Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets.
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SPEAKING OF “EARLY EDITION”, does anyone else ever get Kyle Chandler and Ron Livingston mixed up?

submitted 26 minutes ago • 1 comment

#FreeTerryMoran

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

A Super Sentai team themed on animals native to North America: - Bison (Green) - Black Bear (Black) - Red Fox (Red) - Puma (Yellow) - Moose (Blue) Specials: - Grey Wolf (Silver) - Bald Eagle (White)

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I feel like I’m gonna regret this, but in order to better understand #ThisKid (my 10yo grandson), I need to know who Car the Cat from Garn47 is, and I need to know about the musical group “femtanyl”. Please help.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

you can scare a chud with bricks in the same way you can scare a cat with a cucumber

submitted 12 hours ago • 14 comments

Stephen Miller wants you to be scared. But remember, Stephen Miller’s wife left him for Elon Musk. You don’t wanna be the guy [non-gendered] who’s scared of someone whose wife left him for Elon Musk, do you? I didn’t think so.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

In the foothills of the southern Appalachian mountains, a kaiju lies dormant, waiting for the time when it will emerge and consume everything in its path. “Kudzulla”

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

How did they decide to call it dental calculus when Tarter Sauce was right there?

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

(Pounds on table with fists) BIG BOAT STUCK BIG BOAT STUCK BIG BOAT STUCK

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

AHAHAHAHAHA

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It’s all been awful since Sean Hannity had Alan Colmes killed.

submitted 271 days ago • 1 comment