g1mpy.bsky.social
He/him. I write things. I read things. Sometimes, it rains. #disabledrights activist. #autistic SNHU MFA '14 #Romanistan
PFP alt text: my headshot from the back with a 1961 style LA Angels cap on backwards.
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"The better to kiss asses with" - Wolf, prepping to eat faces, in Gramma's robe.
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Take the coffee, leave her royal highness' matched luggage. -- Space Godfather, probably
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Me in my power chair: oops was that a joystick malfunction? Sorry about the ankles.
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He said: You Don't Mess with the Zohran
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I am not a serious person 🤣🤣
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Ewww. F'in bigots!
I hope they get the lives they deserve.
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Yikes af.
On top of being exhausting for you, that's a lot of effort. Like I barely devote that kind of time to my hobbies. Wtf is wrong with ppl like that.
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Yoo that sucks! I'm sorry you gotta deal with that, friend.
Super f'd they roped others into the fray.
Awkward Well-Meaning Avengers: assemble!
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She turned it into quesadillas and im just so happy rn haha
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Dude should hit up the printer and collate a new A1 to that face.
Milton lookin' ass MFer prob already got the red swingline ready.
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Also I gotta give it up to Chocolate Thunder.
Biased because dad was his PG in HS.
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Round Mound of Rebound not making the cut is wild.
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I cant take credit. A friend thought it up and I'm giving it life haha
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Yooooooooo I almost blew my bowl out all over the sink 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Flabbers were ghasted"
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I turned into puff the magic dragon all the smoke popped out my nose.
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Was talking to the homie yesterday as we dressed down this clearasil a$$ racist.
I said "fr fr" at some point.
Said A1 sheet said "I had to look that up because im not terminally online."
And that really summed that flour ranger up.
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Fr though!! I thought that was peak library-ing as a kid (could still walk then) if you could use those or the ones that had the wheel to move whole shelves on the tracks.
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My disabled a** can't even use the rolling ladder and I still want it 😅😅
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SkyNet is here. Sh*t.
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When I learned late in life (25) about my autism neurodivergence it made such a huge difference learning about it and seeing how that impacted my life and interactions. Made stuff so much better.
I hope you get that same feeling/ end result.
❤️
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love the kicks!
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Back pats and some lumpy unseasoned "don't lump me in with them, I voted Kamala" potatoes.
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Yooooo that's dope AF!!!!!
Like, instantly my neurodivergent brain was like "Ringo Starr's bathroom wherein he wrote Octopus' garden"
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Blows my mind that my gadjo uncle was IN THAT WAR. And because my Romani Captain America grandpa made some calls so dude wouldn't get clapped in a jungle, he had the privilege of mapmaking in safety.
AND YET?
This gadjo MFer is one of them calling for this sh*t.
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Things can only look up from here!
*ducks*