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Power doesn't panic
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Still?
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They forgot Raiden
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Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball
"The game takes place in the year 2031. Bill Laimbeer has become commissioner of a basketball league, fired the referees and created a style of play without rules. There are no fouls and use of weapons is perfectly legal."
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My friend from college used to call punt defense against me on every play in Madden and it still enrages me.
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My personal favorite Clinton era Onion
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*cough*dance lessons*cough*
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Someone needs to shut down the SEC to DC pipeline
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Pours one out for Aiden/Brayden/Caiden/Drayden
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I loved the description of the virus moving through the crowd at the train station. It was much more effective than the actual scene they filmed in the second movie.
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One if by Tweet, Two if by Threads
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No hibernation for the next four years darth!
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I ranked Leonardo first because he's a level-headed leader and he has kick-ass swords
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Das Boot in SPAAAAAAAAAACE
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You know who else chose to accept his mission?
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This is where a basic understanding of how roads are organized at the county, state, and interstate level came in handy.
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My favorite joke in The Avengers was Nick Fury screaming "PUT THE SUN ON YOUR LEFT!"
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That's not entirely wrong. You had to have a good sense of direction, which meant knowing where the sun and moon were. I still navigate that way if I'm in an unfamiliar place and can't look at a map.
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Steve Spurrier
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I never thought I would see a Zap Branigan meme in the wild 😄
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OR ARE THEY?
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He was doing a security analysis of the fence. You should pay him a commission.
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Smooth.
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You must have missed the 70's
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Rhod Eisland is my favorite Star Wars character.
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After a string of plague rat leaders, I finally got a good young king who rebuilt Greater Bohemia in the heart of Europe. Then, while my back was turned, Hungary swooped in and stole the kingdom, stranding me in Poland. I will have my revenge. #ck3
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Lisa needs braces.
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May not work over water
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Blue is a pointer. Don't show me his pedigree, I'm stating facts.
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I was going to beat the jocks in a white water rafting race, but this works too
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Priest Holmes running behind Tony Richardson.
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"But I get better engagement on Twitter!"
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To get a sense of how out of touch my parents were with pop culture, out of all of the Kenner action figures they could have bought for me, this was the first one they picked.
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WHO ARE TOTALLY NOT RELATED
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You have three powerful vassals who want council positions and only two open positions. Do you 1) give the most powerful vassals the positions and buy off the third, 2) make the third vassal your court jester so he'll revolt and you can kill him, or 3) go full Mad King and assassinate everyone?
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The Lord of the Rings: The Four Towers (now with twice as much walking)
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Not for a long time
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My favorite moment was when my Queen was deposed, so I married her to the new beautiful dunce heir, assassinated the other contenders, became Queen again, then poisoned him to ascend to the throne again.
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French onion soup!
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