galacticmice.bsky.social
in orbital decay around a dying internet. Chicago 🏳️‍⚧️ ♂
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Vibrant office culture, like Greg parking next to my desk to drone about his fantasy teams or Patty parking next to my desk to drone about her daughter’s wedding planning
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we’re probably a year away from a candidate running on putting lead back in gasoline
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them and Lightning Bolt, so you’re pretty much just limited to minimalist noise rock
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it’s an entire government made of Todd Margarets
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I’m starting to look like a mix of both of my grandfathers when they were young
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I went to the Christkindlmarket in Chicago last year and constantly found myself going, “ooh, Pentiment beer steins”
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Me writing a SAR: lol, no one’s ever going to read this
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it’s like he’s never even heard of blending cottage cheese and sugar-free Jello pudding mix together
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Six years? I knew he was an adult convert but just assumed he converted in college or something.
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“Post-Doc Hunks” just doesn’t have the same ring to it
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this might explain some of the weirder P2P activity I’ve had to review as an investigator, there’s a whole financial world I barely comprehend because I’ve only ever gotten paid via direct deposit and paid for 99% of stuff with ACH/cards/mobile payments
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can’t have wokeness in the gaming industry if there is no gaming industry
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Andreas with the Law background is just youtu.be/REzs9J_nMTs?...
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Infinite Jest-ass headlines
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which will eventually fill up used car lots like copies of Dianetics at Goodwill
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excited but also dreading whatever future events Kojima’s power of prophecy will warn us of in DS2
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yeah, I’ve been really into wisdom lately
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god, I miss the central Florida noise scene and somehow haven’t found anything to replace it in Chicago yet
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the nosey
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the foot video is and will probably be the only good use
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need this
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Nintendo got in on it at least once
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They would have kept their lights on during the London Blitz.
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i have no idea how people walk around without gloves in this weather, i take mine off for a few seconds to check the map on my phone and my hand feels like it’s going to break off
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mrmrmYEH
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cat’s looking at it like
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I went to a shitty Southern Baptist school in Tampa from 3rd to 8th, add me cowards
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AI comments on social media always give themselves away by sounding like someone you talk to at a party who is abusing benzos and not hiding it well.
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it’s me, I’m Solidus Male
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and Luigi didn’t even kill a witness
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nah, it was an actual reason why my Something Awful account got put on probation once
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banned for posting anime in the no-anime zone
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space Finns
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me but with perfume sample sets
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2 Lower 2 Wacker
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They need to resort to Something Awful mod rules where they can ban him for simply having bad vibes
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my bank job involves reviewing customers’ account activity and Jesus Christ, the amounts that some of them pour into casinos and sports betting apps when they don’t have a lot coming in to begin with
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I heard it playing at the bar, at my apartment pool, at the dang ice skating rink all summer