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Late 18th century French peasant.
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Trump threatens to take away Elon’s government contracts

We’ve earned this, you guys.

Mark Carneys new bill is Trump apeasing trash. How fucking dare he.

I have a lil something something in collections that I could easily pay off but dont because I already have a house and im afraid of having good credit a theif will steal from me. And now NS power leaked my sin. Naw, that collection is staying there forever. Sorry Capitol ONE. It saves me from scams

Dartmouth, we could be a pharma town.

Happy pride 🌈

Work from home assistant. Hes studying for his Network+ cert.

Tis windy b'ys.

Its been 4 hours 🫠 I work from home and my emergency Hotspot is sssoooooo slow kmn.

I just went to the bad place to see what Eastlink was saying and they are just like sorry babes, well figure it out later.

Ah yes I love an Eastlink internet outage first thing in the AM.

Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social

Ok, so not only is Pleakley NOT in drag, but also Nani GIVES Lilo away to go to school in California???? Count your days, Disney.

“RAIN! THAT’LL BE GOOD FOR THE GARDEN!” I cry, standing at the window, coughing back a little acid reflux as my lower back struggles to hold me upright. I have reached my ultimate form. I am middle aged.

Hey guys we love a morning where we have all the lights on because its so freaking dark out, dont we.

My initials are DW so I changed my name on a team work excel spreadsheet to Drake Mallard and exactly 1 guy on my team nearly died of my "unprofessionalism". I left it like that for like 3 more months.

I had the cartilage of both my ears pierced a billion years ago, haven't had earrings in them for decades and the holes are still perfect, Donald.

tis the season

Cleaned the junk out of my trunk so hard over the weekend I found unused xmas decorations from like 2 years ago.

Shes so cool and real for this. Ed and Loraine W were wrong as hell. I hope she keeps it real her whole tour.

Look now that ive had to think about it - I strongly feel a Taylor/Bruce collab would be amazing. Like maybe she taylorifies born in the USA and they sing it like Elton and Brittney or Elton and Dua Lipa that summer.

I hope Audible can see this post about how ill quit audio books if they start using AI voices. Fuck off Jeff Bezos god you fucking suck.

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Ok same I want to try these and I miss the Cesar salad ones from years ago sm.

Since it's sunny in the AM now my 10 yo wakes up every day thinking its summer vacation and im tired.

I started the kettle bell challenge today and damn that is a whole workout and really quick like being over fast workouts is nice

I wanted this phone so bad back in the day I could have died.

In Andor the rebels identify each other by saying, "I have friends everywhere." I just say, "I don't really order from Amazon anymore."

Media literacy is going to get us all killed and I wish I were joking

Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name. Pope Chocolate fudge pudding VIII

my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me:

Well of course am I the only millennial who as a kid would do the most out of pocket random cringe thing while looking at my friends and say "would you still be my friend if I did this-" then everyone laughs, calls u a looser but says yes. We are WEIRD and we hype that shit up.

How are birds gonna be so good at aiming their poop tho. Right on my door handle. hahaha assholes.

"Conservatives Vote For Change, which is why we are voting in an interim leader who has already had the job and been defeated, until the current guy who was defeated in his own riding can get his job back" i mean do these people hear themselves www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

I went outside today and touched soooo much grass (weeded my gardens)

The mother of the 2 missing kids has moved out and blocked the step father on all social media. Something extra nefarious is a foot. Im so sad for those kids.

So im gonna have to read this.

They should let everyone watch live like the fish doorbell lol

Why does he look like he could be a gta npc tho.

Look as much as I'm not a fan of Jeff Pollievre I dont think he should have to leave that house yet, his kid has the tism and its not fair to them to fuck around like that for him to probably win that bi election and stay there anyway- fuck it just let them stay for now at least

The way his mouth moves when he talks gives me the creepiest uncanny valley vibes I cant stand it.

Just found out Alberta was never a colony who negotiated their way into Canadian confederation. They were owned by the Hudson bay company who just gave it to the feds. They can't leave like Quebec in any capacity. They are a FED province. Who fucking knew. Lol