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Former analyst for a PR company. Former cider and beer sales guy. I will probably be overjoyed to pet your dog or cat.
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Urban rats. The ones that pay his current salary and paid his salary when he was a football coach. Cause it sure isn't being paid by the people that he considers his base.

I miss having a human president.

hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot

I went and saw Barenaked Ladies last night. I don't love their music but it was thoroughly enjoyable. Then I wake up to find this shit. I wish I'd just stayed at Edgefield.

I'm going to see the Barenaked Ladies. It's a free ticket with free food and drinks. I'm going to chalk this up as a science experiment since I don't care for them at all. Can free McMenamins beer and or wine make them good?

If someone shows up with no badge, no name, no ID, no warrant, and their fucking face covered that’s not law enforcement, that’s a goddamn kidnapping. It should be illegal, and the fact that it isn’t already is a terrifying failure of democracy and the law.

Mike Johnson would hate for the public to know anything. Republicans rely on clueless constituents.

I like how I got a free 90 day subscription to amazon music with my order (yes I know but it was $30 cheaper there). If I forgot to renew it's only $11.99 a month to listen to music I don't care for. Hard pass. Try just including it with my stupid Prime membership.

@slotkin.senate.gov was one of our original No Corporate PAC candidates all the way back to her first run for Congress. We have been proud to work with her to stand up to the special interests and to fight for working families. And look forward to continuing this fight with her.

wait didn’t the Black guy Trump hates already do this and didn’t Trump say it was bad www.cnn.com/2025/06/26/p...

Does Karoline Leavitt's cross necklace grow larger the more lies that she tells? Is that how it works?

It’s always heartwarming when a good candidate beats an enormous sack of cash.

I'm an amazing chef. I managed to make a decent stew in the crock pot. My mother would be so proud of me. (I am the worst chef on earth)

I often wonder to myself when my local barbershop raises their prices, "is this really better than Great Clips for $30 less?"

If you need a mask to enforce the law, you don’t deserve a badge. Federal agents are snatching people off the streets—faces covered, names hidden. This isn’t safety. It’s secrecy. It’s not America. adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/why-are-fe...

Isn't it funny they show the damage one Iranian missile did in Israel but don't show the razed and uninhabitable neighborhoods Israel did in Gaza?

Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far: A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.

Here is Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress. Click here to read The Onion’s open letter to Congress: theonion.com/letter-to-co...

Someone write this down. We're going to get involved on the ground with Iran in the next 6 months. It will be a disaster. We'll pull out in 12 years leaving their country in a mess and whomever is the President then will be blamed for it even if he had absolutely nothing to do with it.

That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers. Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

I feel pretty sorry for all those MAGA sheep who blindly gobbled up Trump's bullshit lies that "the Russia-Ukraine war would've never happened if I was president! The Israel-Gaza war would've never happened if I was president!"

I wonder what programs Trump is going to cut to pay for WWIII he just started?

Should I even pretend to be surprised by anything that comes out of the orange fatman's mouth anymore? Now he hates Juneteenth. He took credit for it 5 years ago.

After watching the Tucker Carlson-Ted Cruz interview again for comedy I think I'm going to have to incorporate sleazy feline into my regular conversations on the regular.

Anyone have good air travel bag recs? I have one but I'd like it to be better. Probably a carry one style for quick trips.

Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995