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One thing I feel strongly is that Ohioans should not be anywhere near the White House. If you’ve spent a significant amount of time in Columbus, Ohio you should not be starting wars. The most amount of power an Ohioan should have is getting promoted to VP of Strategic Sales at Nationwide Insurance

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(pod racing financier watching his pod racers crash and burn) my pods!

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Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw

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I try to remember that whenever we talk about how much of a fucked up horror show the world is, what we mean is that the world is full of good people being wronged and beauty being destroyed, that we risk losing all of it—not a denial of the good in the world but its affirmation.

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My partner & I were trying to ID a bird we heard while walking and the guy who had stopped his car to let us pass got out and was like "it's a frog, actually. Cope's Gray. I do frog surveys... Sorry" And then got in his car without a word and drove off. Absolute king

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Word on the street is "bird on the street"

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(guy at the bridal shop) ok looks like we got an order here for... SEVEN brides? for...let me see here... seven BROTHERS!? this fucken job is gonna kill me, i swear ta god

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What you mean we've had video for over a week and no one has posted the fucking AFSCME video?!!

submitted 272 days ago • 16 comments

anyone who tells you that loving something small and fragile is not worth it is lying to you they are your enemy they are trying to destroy you

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HENCHMAN WHO HAS JUST READ MARX'S "CAPITAL": actually boss, dats NOT right! NOT whatever you say, boss! Me and the other mooks are formin a goonion

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(grilling pork sausages) im smoking pigarettes

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I'm in total control of my emotions so long as I don't watch anything sadder than Wheel of Fortune

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would like to invent a paradox that delights and confounds

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If you see this, share a skeleton.

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first date idea: we compare our cursed artifacts

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I am mobilizing a unit of 2000 Jodys to strategic Bumble locations to tactically ascertain "wyd" from the wives and girlfriends of the troops in LA

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Do you ever just feel like you fully noticed the several hundred emotional splinters you've gotten over the last few years and now you may have to amputate

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who up thinking about the underpant worn by the rat

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Joy- even small ones- is an essential part of sustainability in organizing, from self care to the visibility and morale boost of celebrating something together. That can be attending Pride, celebrating achievements (from grads to babies to movement wins!), or promoting & sharing creative endeavors!

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Love the word overweening because it implies you can also underween

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This is a level five Goof Situation, all users report to Riff Stations

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wondering what life would be like if airplanes in the night sky were like shooting stars

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This thread. And add this fact I've newly been made aware of: Joss' husband is a gay trans man. In Texas, they treat trans folks like we don't exist. That's maybe a REAL pertinent detail when it comes to the local cops deciding whether or not it's a hate crime, or how they treat his husband.

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eating unicorn for dinner (one corn)

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fellow writers of science fiction. this is our moment

submitted 23 days ago • 9 comments

This whole thing is amazing but I was not prepared for the reveal that Atrus was wearing a Hard Rock Cafe shirt the entire time

submitted 27 days ago • 15 comments

[TO A PICKLE] gherkin hard or hardly gherkin???

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Get in loser we’re creating honest sentimental art without a trace of irony and putting a piece of ourselves out into the world

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