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garyniv.bsky.social

I tell the truth often. And I lie often. I don’t want to discriminate just in case epistemic state becomes a protected class. 📍Yvelines. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yz34ajevb6yx57ywa4645dkk/feed/aaafl542uk5rs

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Feels like every week I run into a fun new flower.

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Always remember you are fatter than you believe, dumber than you seem, weirder than you think, and disliked more than you know

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i need to get downtown to test my car alarm

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give me back the time i spent pausing at your unnecessary commas

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Last evening's walk was to a mall.

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exactly 7 years ago i visited sweden and survived to tell the tale

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When hooman and dog merge

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the only things i'm blocking are celebrity oreos_

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Breakfast harvest

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i should be able to fix typos in other people's posts. not mine, i don't read mine.

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Wake up, quickly resolve the true nature of imperialism, have breakfast. Another day in the life of a philosopher.

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i have no reason to hate chatgpt. my job doesn't depend on it

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psa if you come to paris: all the stores worth going to have a line in front and terrible reviews on maps

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reading the terms and conditions in french, out loud. this install might take a while

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Gentle reminder that occasionally it’s beneficial to put down your phone, go outside, and judge and criticize people in person.

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welcome to bsky it’s not the size of your follower count it’s how funny you are to me that matters

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the linden trees are all in flower and it smells like childhood

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Sometimes I think about how bread is just flour that got bullied into being delicious

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Why come up with new posts when I have plenty of old posts you guys didn’t appreciate enough the first five times I posted it

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if oil producers are happy i'm happy

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Feels like every week I run into a fun new flower.

Always remember you are fatter than you believe, dumber than you seem, weirder than you think, and disliked more than you know

i need to get downtown to test my car alarm

give me back the time i spent pausing at your unnecessary commas

Last evening's walk was to a mall.

exactly 7 years ago i visited sweden and survived to tell the tale

When hooman and dog merge

the only things i'm blocking are celebrity oreos_

Breakfast harvest

i should be able to fix typos in other people's posts. not mine, i don't read mine.

Wake up, quickly resolve the true nature of imperialism, have breakfast. Another day in the life of a philosopher.

i have no reason to hate chatgpt. my job doesn't depend on it

psa if you come to paris: all the stores worth going to have a line in front and terrible reviews on maps

reading the terms and conditions in french, out loud. this install might take a while

Gentle reminder that occasionally it’s beneficial to put down your phone, go outside, and judge and criticize people in person.

welcome to bsky it’s not the size of your follower count it’s how funny you are to me that matters

the linden trees are all in flower and it smells like childhood

Sometimes I think about how bread is just flour that got bullied into being delicious

Why come up with new posts when I have plenty of old posts you guys didn’t appreciate enough the first five times I posted it

if oil producers are happy i'm happy

the library is in a new building modern, lots of glass no ac, because europe so what do they do on hot days? yup, they close

You're not fooling anyone, cat.

wrinkling my pants to match my shirt

If I can just get all of you to mute me, my work here is done