garywyles.bsky.social
Fabricator/program tweaker
I don't have the social interaction shortcuts of a neurotypical so bear with me while I translate my thoughts for "normals"
Don't casually DM me, I'm uncomfortable with private chats.
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I had to rescue a moth the other day. Poor little thing had fallen over on my windscreen and had one wing caught in the dew on the glass. Gave it a finger to crawl onto and transferred it to a bush that was due for some sunlight. Settled into a butterfly sleeping position, so I hope it survived.
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The one where it says Morksuggan is top of about ten I would bring home and ask "Can we keep it?"
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You say that like he's actually going to read a book. His attention span wanders if there aren't any pictures to colour in.
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Windows 11 needs a lot less focus on being a marketing tool and more on actually being an interface between the user and the hardware. It runs like the ram is full and the processors are overloaded swapping between virtual and physical memory.
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Old one coming up...
What's the difference between MJ and a Tesco bag?
One is made of plastic and a danger to children, the other has blue writing on it.
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Blocked him to be safe. People seem to go on his random list if they are pro anything or against anything. Opinions are dangerous don't you know? Nucking futter.
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Pot scrubbing brush and a tube of whitening toothpaste. They need to be cleaned and sealed with a glaze first.
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I'd say the opposite on parking - too many over the next bay or in disabled spaces they shouldn't be in to single one person out.
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We had a rescue, bought an arabian with lineage and rescued a fell pony that turned out to be in foal. I think our horsing budget may have reached it's limit unfortunately. Little'un has fluffy feet from his mother and a shire-like head, so he's adorable enough to keep me happy.
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Gorgeous, but I'll just have to enjoy in video form. Finding stabling for a fifth just because of fluffy feet is probably a bit excessive ❤️
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I think that would be over 150 miles drive to get to that shop for me, but still very tempting😋
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If the 5 year old can mark him in a fist fight - try arming the toddler next time. That's about all I took away from that conversation.
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I quite often mute or skip vocaliser heavy tracks, but in this case the vocal underneath is decent and the tune justifies it. Good work.
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They all go hand in hand
Hand in hand to the...
Boots shop
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Given his mental capacity, I could have gone with The Illogical Song
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🎼Give a little bit,
give a little bit of your wealth to me
Supertrump
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If you actually say the Charlie stuff to a cat the reaction is hilarious. Mine would listen looking a bit confused with an expression like "You're off your tits, mate"
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I came very close to that once. I was slicing some birdseye type chillies for dinner and only quickly rinsed my hands under the tap before visiting the toilet. Aimed myself to go and... Whoah! Momma!🔥🔥🔥
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Hungarian has what the dick also. One of my only whole sentences from working with Hungarians is "Mi a faszt csinalz, lusta gazember?" - WTF are you doing you lazy villain?
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The AI industry should either be left to collapse, or made to pay for everything and be prohibitively expensive to use. I'm betting all that mass data scraping is part of the problem with every internet connected device running worse over the past few months.
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I have a lovely bottle of hochtleichstungskuhlshmiermittel at work - highperformancecoolingmachinefluid. Typesetting must be a right bar-steward in German.
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Chibi \(;,;)/ invasion
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Aww.... Cute husky puppies! Sleeve gets dragged into a machine, blood and bits of arm splattered everywhere. 🩸🩸🩸
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Closer to bedtime over here, but that also works as a nice chill-out after a stressful day.
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Pepperami - it's a bit of animal. A baboon's ahem, "gentleman" perhaps?
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I did a chilli red temporary colour for a festival once. It rained on day two and my Mr Potato Head t-shirt had a terracotta collar for about five washes after that.
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I quite like beansprouts now. Only problem is they usually sell them either mixed with vegetables that clash with my choice of stir fry sauce or in a two wok full bag.
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Windows 11 in it's entirety can get tae fook also. I fear the rollback to 10 option may not be enough
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Two chavs on a cliff edge, one has a sack of chickens, one has a sack of parrots and a gun.
"Check it blud, I am gonna give dat hen gliding a go"
"Bredren, that is lame. I got the gear to go parrot shooting"
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Cunningly concealed among the takeaway menus or among the paper recycling if someone else "helpfully" did some tidying up.
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Wine, wine, wine, sexy dancer, no need to romance ya. I just wanna tap that bird, so heed the word ya just heard. (sorry, you triggered a Sir Mixalot lyric in my memory)
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If I find a nice spot to scratch on our fell pony she pauses to figure out where that would be on a two legged person. Moments later she'll be massaging exactly the same muscle group on me, gorgeous behaviour.
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I had a sheet of clear plastic that I laid over graph paper and punched holes with a compass. Lay it over your drawing and you have a low budget digitiser. Just pick an average of what's in the square and that is your pixel colour.
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How long does it take for people to realise that if he is breaking his oaths of office, then he isn't acting in the office of president and immunity does not apply. Don't bother with impeachment - march him out in handcuffs.
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I'm not a proper rail enthusiast, but I must admit I'd be tempted to travel somewhere I didn't need to go just for a trip on that 108. A beautiful example.
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Mushroom tagliatelle (cheating posh ready meal) and using some seeded sourdough to build a posh garlic bread.
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Sounds good, but I bet it'd be one of the ones I like and ithe Mrs doesn't. She's fussy on veggie sausages and always dislikes my favourites.
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We had the same bread but went far simpler - half a pack of "let's pretend it's bacon" each and tomato relish to make a sarnie, garnish a la crisps.
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Whoa! It has two floppy sizes!
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"of doom" Is this the bonus gift arriving for pre-ordering the new Doom game on Steam?
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Difficult to find Number 73 images - good work getting hold of the pic to work with.
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Based on my suggestion - great work by Chris
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The most ambitious crossover event in history? I think not…
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Steve Pemberton and Sandi Toksvig team up for Inside Number 73
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I'm the designated shoulder rubber, so I can feel the difference between decorative or supportive over a day's wear.