geek19.bsky.social
Horse-famous in like a J-level internet sorta way.
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If you arent best friends with a rat and dating a chicken, are you even a Gonzo journalist?
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One of my first Proud Dad Moments is my (then) 6 month old daughter grooving to Christmas in Hollis. She grooved to it at 1.5 and 2.5, too
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But how does this reconcile with my "America Bad" priors?
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Quote the Raven, "WHAT THE FUCK"
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Well the problem is that British people dont have rainbows, really. That's why the shirt is so lousy
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Homophobia was invented in 1872 when several English Parliament members mocked Joseph Homo, the first gay to ever exist.
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Dont worry though, im sure TLR will suffer some consequences for....
He drove drunk and was hired BACK???
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Amnesty Act when, I think? Like theres gotta be a way for next Dem to run on like a "gun buyback" kinda thing. Fuck it, you've been here 10 years, I dont care how, find a way to prove it and let's swear you in, full citizen, im sick of this argument.
I think JB could have the muscle to do it....
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Rick Moranis meets Jason Reitman, colorized
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Are you sure it wasnt Arnold Schwarzenegger?
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Well of course that candidate lost, he wasnt ideologically pure enough and didn't explain his entire ethos to the voters in 30 seconds that somehow also drug them to "abolish capitalism"-style communists. We just gotta get even MORE purist
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What did Theon Greyjoy drive?
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Hey no worries, we've had hundreds, no dozens, uh, several of reasons to be proud of the Bears in their entire existence. Several.
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2 different Bears teams, but yeah, Walter was a GOAT
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I have Dungeon Crawler Carl 6 to get first
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Id argue the "importance" of Blusky is part and parcel with authenticity, and our ability as people to smell a fake means they dont get the clout they had.
Put another way; I got Princess Dinosaur after following you here for a bit (kid loves it) but im not buying Jake Tapper's book b/c he sucks
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His favorite musical is CATS. Hes there for big showy spectacle and everything else just bounces off his brain like a wifi signal
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Sounds like youre a Nancy boy, ha cha cha
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"That's apparently Sweeney Todd, because none of you rubes saw the Johnny Depp movie from 10 years ago!" Yeesh, he's such an asshole, I didn't know you could mansplain in a tweet.
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I heard he's been receiving a lot of PETs though
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I mean, that doesn't mean anything anymore on Twitter, with all the bots. Like, if this is some sort of Big New Name or whatever on the right, sure, but as almost terminally online as I am, I've both never heard of him and dont find this witty/worth a meme?
Yes yes the right is bad at memes I know
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Am I supposed to know who this memetic sisyphus dork is? I could just be NOT online enough or whatever but like, quoting literally any random dipshit isnt the dunk DHS thinks it is. Is he some big famous racist white guy or something?
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The captain just wanting to learn EVERYTHING he can about Earth, and "this is our HOME!" and trying to save it. And man, WALL-E doing everything he can, sacrificing his entire person to help his new friends and EVA get back to Earth, it gets me every time.
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WALL-E is the forgotten Pixar masterpiece, as its such a subtle thing at times (how do you show a love story between robots) but its really a love story to humanity. We're capable of great things, and it may be hard to do the work but damn if it isnt worth it every time to come together.
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"I dont think he's brave enough to target Chicago. Lil Donald, they call him there. Ugly Lil Donald, I heard yesterday."
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Semi more legitimately, the series of 20s the Rebellion rolled to
1) blow the shield generators
2) crash through the windows
3) which somehow did the Last Crusade "driver mashes the turn lever, saving the protagonist" thing.
I'd say go gambling but you're already going INTO the Death Star
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As a Rebellion fan, IM certainly glad he was!
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See I've always believed he was a good middle manager, cleaning up the absolute Eric's and Jr's infesting Moff and Admiral spots. Piett keeps getting promoted over these fuckups who keep dying and look who DOESNT die at the end of ESB. Vader wanted him in that job.
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Hey there was plenty of romance! Traveller was the happiest of gentlemen for many of those 4 years!
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Damn, usually SHE'S the one who Britta's things up
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Pickett's Charge is the Buttfumble of the entire war
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Former Chicagoan but man if you wanna unite a fucking city, "let's go ICE raid Chicago" gonna make "we got the Pope" look tame.
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My wife went there and the easiest tease is that Cornelius Vanderbilt nicknamed himself Commodore.
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Newsom is our John the Baptist/Moses unable to reach the promised land (Democratic candidate for President) to our Great Khan, may he suplex the cowardly Vance through a literal table
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I was bemoaning this to friends earlier; i want to be good and give these people things (I live in Kentucky! Help my dipshit caucus!)
But when theres a carrot, there should also be a stick, right? Because "appeal to their better nature" sure as shit aint working fast enough to counter FoxNews
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Why do ou think most of my actual posts are 40k painting pics? That's right, holding myself accountable
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*(Chicago mentioned)* cheering
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Pssh, you dont need 1000 guys, just get me Ben Savage
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Protestor whipping rocks at ICE trucks
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"He doesn't even BELIEVE in the racism, fucking kids these days."
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Don't worry, PT Pete is on it! And by it, I mean Jeppsen's Breakfast Gin
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Dodger Stadium section 303 through 305
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Do we also mention Jefferson, Hamilton, Adams, and every other faux Greek writer in the post revolution?
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"Stonewall was a riot"
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Added it to the list, what made it make you better?
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