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just looking at this raises my blood pressure

submitted 10 hours ago • 7 comments

Steve R Dodd ‘Rogue Planet 2’ (2024, acrylics on canvas board)

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

sometimes you just have to check the taco bell wiki

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

Before the internet, if you wanted to find the horniest people around, you had to go to the local Vampire: The Masquerade live action role-playing group

submitted 10 hours ago • 4 comments

dancing like a background character in a Hallmark movie

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I think if they are gonna put casinos on your phone they should put the other stuff besides just the gambling. Every few pulls you should be forced to look at the saddest collection of people ever collected in one place and then go to a restaurant and pay way too much for a shit burger

submitted 8 hours ago • 10 comments

showing the aliens all of the OK Go videos in hopes they will judge us kindly and spare us their wrath

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

putting this over my child's crib

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

when i die bury me wrapped in wax paper like I'm graham crackers

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hey look at that bird

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

leaving bluesky to live in a series of unexplored interconnected caves that beckon to me

submitted 150 days ago • 9 comments

I often randomly sing the "I ain't afraid of no ghosts" line from the Ghostbusters theme but the truth is I am afraid of all ghosts...very afraid

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

the cheese stuck to the egg mcmuffin wrapper is second breakfast

submitted 20 hours ago • 9 comments

This also for watching kids really love pro wrestling I love when I see a kid in the front row losing it and knowing they are becoming a fan for life 🤼‍♂️

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

I mean it's a pretty good cabal bro but I'm just saying like it could stand to be a little more shadowy

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

🤼‍♂️

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

JEREMY RENNER RESCUED BY NEIGHBOR

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a milkshake duck always sounds delicious to me

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

la cucaracha daffy was on a different level

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JEREMY RENNER RESCUED BY NEIGHBOR

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

you can do anything, even bring back “tubular” as an adjective or exclamation

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

Before the internet, if you wanted to find the horniest people around, you had to go to the local Vampire: The Masquerade live action role-playing group

submitted 10 hours ago • 4 comments

There are a lot of you I would like to smoke with but you live way too far away. So next time you blaze down just picture a flickery version of me in the corner nodding and smiling at you like a force ghost from star wars.

submitted 29 days ago • 11 comments

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just looking at this raises my blood pressure

submitted 10 hours ago • 7 comments

does this ever happen in regular basketball too?

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

MTV True Life: I'm an Early Middle Aged Shitposter

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

the only king I'll acknowledge

submitted 108 days ago • 5 comments

it's a living

submitted 193 days ago • 2 comments

Can’t decide whether to bring melee, ranged or mage weaponry to the next family skirmish 🤔

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JEREMY RENNER RESCUED BY NEIGHBOR

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me to the cat sleeping on my lap: ok I have things I have to do I'm giving you 15 more minutes before I kick you off *15 minutes later* ok I have things I have to do I'm giving you 30 more minutes before I kick you off

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

strip mining big rock candy mountain

submitted 63 days ago • 6 comments

hiring a very small lumberjack to cut down my bonsai tree

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

Shout-out to the lady in my town that has a vanity plate that reads "Mrs c3po" like I appreciate your dedication to the films but I think you may be barking up the wrong robo tree there

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

I have no one to blame but myself which sucks cause I love blaming other people

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the moon absorbed all the 5g and exploded

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

Wish they warned me about the house shaking free of its foundations and going for a walk every full moon before I signed the lease on this place 😒

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

Downloading an elf

submitted 12 hours ago • 6 comments