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Co-host of the Kill by Kill podcast, writer, too old for this shit. She/her, don’t be an a-hole.
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People really oversold how much you see of that zombie’s giant penis

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

Since too many of my fellow Gen Xers once again turned out for the wrong guy in the primary, please allow me to once again post this thing I wrote over 2.5 years ago genawatchesthings.substack.com/p/hey-wait-i...

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

I’ve been trying to do that 10 best films of the 21st century ballot, and I simply can’t, so just pretend I put Zodiac down 10 times

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

andrew cuomo won't see your insults but corrupt, serial sexual harassers who are trying to run cities they don't actually live in will

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

You’re laughing? James Carville is crumbling into a dry powdered cajun seasoning and you’re laughing?

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Zohran Mamdani: let’s make NYC efficient and affordable Andrew Cuomo: would you ever date an older man? Eric Adams: I met three magical elves last night and one of them offered me a handjob but I said no because I am a man of god

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

There really is something special about what Zohran and Brad are showing the rest of the world what it still means to be a New Yorker and an American. A Jew and a Muslim modeling a politics of mutual respect, rejecting cynicism. Human decency has been taking a beating but she's not out just yet!

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

general election preview: zohran: freeze the rent and make buses fast and free cuomo: new york city is a hellhole eric adams: we hustle and grind at the hotel of wisdom, god is my DJ when I’m on the dance floor of success, new york is the home of pizza and 9/11

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

I am ride or die for Brad Lander for any office he wants from this point on

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

brad lander primary chuck schumer

submitted 1 day ago • 114 comments

Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

submitted 1 day ago • 294 comments

I'm in touch with a source in Cuomo's camp. They're all screaming and turning back into rats. Not looking good so far

submitted 1 day ago • 46 comments

I hope this good news doesn’t overshadow the fact that Anthony Weiner got his ass beat too

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Maybe this time we’ll get a fat Harold Lauder? (I’m kidding, we’ll never get a fat Harold Lauder)

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

New Yorkers going out in 700 degree heat out of their sheer hate of Cuomo and this once in a lifetime chance of getting a non-clown mayor.

submitted 1 day ago • 35 comments

The funniest thing about all this is that I’m pretty sure he thinks signing his tweets makes them official government documents.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The C.H.U.D. from C.H.U.D. has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: The Vampires from Sinners have endorsed Cuomo for Mayor of NY.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

The phone from Skinamarink has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Me when I have to go anywhere or do anything in this heat

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

bill clinton putting together a team of sex offenders to endorse cuomo like he’s in oceans 11

submitted 3 days ago • 208 comments

It’s a shame he’s going to lose to that fucking ghoul

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

That Clyburn thinks Andrew Cuomo is part of the future of the Democratic Party - and points to his character!!! — is the problem with the current Democratic Party leadership in a nutshell. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/20/n...

submitted 5 days ago • 340 comments