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Gotta admit: It stings a little when I put on makeup & think, Ooh, I look good and then Face ID is like

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It’s bad enough that the general election was over a month ago, but this chode lost the primary. Jeff Gunter: Come pick up your trash.

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How can hair be oily AND staticky? Asking for fuck’s sake 😩

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

Cool thing about being the adult: you’re not obligated to do the elf on the shelf

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What’s the disorder called when you can’t not follow “Jingle bells…” with “…Batman smells,” even at 39 years young?

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Just think of how much cheaper car insurance could be if they didn’t pay for so much advertising.

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Could #TheEchoMachine2025 by @davidpakman.bsky.social be the first book I ever read? We’ll see!

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In the very least, maybe we’ll get some good art out of it. 😪

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Fun fact about me: I love witnessing strangers exchange pleasantries! 😀🤝😀

submitted 482 days ago • 1 comment

“Oh, I looooooove farting in the store.” -a thing that just came out of my mouth

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Gently but firmly blowing your pube a goodbye kiss from the rim of the bowl in a public restroom… #JustGirlyThings

submitted 530 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I’ll be sitting in my car at a red light or in a restaurant eating lunch, and there’ll be music playing, and I’ll look out the window and see a bird, and I’ll think to myself, I wonder if that bird likes this song…

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Repeatedly Getting Emotional in a Panda Express: the General Bummers Story

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