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generalplanet.bsky.social
Just the worst.
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This is the hater energy I appreciate
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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Jimmy Fallon makes $16M a year from the Tonight Show and he's doing ads for them. I don't get it.
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logging on to the ol' Bluesky after work and seeing my hyper-local region's haute cuisine has been thrust into the discourse for indeterminate reasons
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Billy Madison voice: "ok a simple 'didn't like it' would've done just fine"
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They're definitely jerking him around. I get that 1B is bleak right now but surely there's a better option than pissing off your 2nd highest paid player you just got in a pointless spat with in Spring Training
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This is grim. I can't believe people *like* this shit.
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This has to be a bit right?
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at least "Pokemon Go to the polls" was funny all they're capable of now is being infuriating
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I don't know who's cat this is. But I've used this profile picture across multiple websites for years and I'll be damned if I'm going to change it now.
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I wonder what Seth thinks about this episode
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Not for us lol
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Sometimes I really wonder if people read the shit they type out before they hit "Send"
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One of these guys is going to read "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas" and their takeaway will be that they need to start torturing a kid
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Businesses love uncertainty right?
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Let this be a lesson to you that April Fools Day sucks ass, actually.
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New Yorkers do this to themselves. They're addicts.
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So glad that we scuttled a bunch of cancer research to pay for the president to jerk off his ego
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He who hasn't casually leaked state secrets to complete randos cast the first stone
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The 2nd verse where he just starts listing things that can happen in a baseball game is perfect. No notes.
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some guy in a black mask shoves a journalist? weeks worth of news reports on the new radical left. Members of Elon Musk's DOGE team have ties to a network of Nazi terrorists who trade child porn? Can't report on that, best wait to see if anything develops.
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Ideally their last moments of peace too.
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They did a great job assembling an absolutely insufferable group of psychos and forcing me to have to hear about them and their horrible machinations constantly.
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Take him back to his Muppet roots and give him noodly Kermit arms
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humans might be cooked
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Unless his brain turns into a visible fine mist one way or another I do not care.