gentlemencat.bsky.social
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it was raining last night and i thought i heard a bit of thunder, but no — it must’ve been the sound of the nation collectively smacking our foreheads because YES, YOU IDIOT is the only answer 🙄
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it’s giving ‘but i didn’t inhale’ lol 🙃
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little kids also focus on words they find interesting. maybe it’s fun to say, maybe they like the combination of sounds that make up the word, maybe they think it makes them smart or precocious and they like the reaction adults give them when they say it. he’s focused on ‘groceries’ like a toddler.
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i was taught that ‘integrity’ is what they call it when you do the right thing even when you don’t have to or when no one is around to see you do it. the man wouldn’t know what integrity is if it slapped him in the face. he has none.
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oh i like that sign lmao
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Lord Citrus would absolutely be his Sith name 😂😂😂
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i am here for this energy 🙏🙏🙏
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they really are trying to ‘run this country like a business’ by giving one single person so many hats and reshuffling instead of actually replacing people, aren’t they? lol yikes
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anyone still holding Tesla stock or sitting on that board knows exactly what Elon is all about and is complicit with everything afaic. he was throwing salutes and dancing with chainsaws months ago by now, if they’re still sitting there hoping Tesla will still survive as a company they can get Fd too
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this one’s different though, it’s not the same as the article from the 2nd. click the link to the Politico article someone posted in the replies, that’s from today and it’s got the mention about the current situation i think
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that was the one about Canadian tariffs that went through like right as this horseshit started back at the beginning of the month
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lol yeah naah, if you want ‘em gone you do it. the local fuzz ain’t messin’ with getting their asses sued off after this administration finally crumbles and the lawsuits begin
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are we sure they weren’t actually talking about their own godawful rush to ship them off there? (i kid, i kid…)
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ahaha i loved that Elvis sign 😂
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… what does that even mean? i’m lost. is it something only a MAGA would laugh at?
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that looks like the perfect place to not go anywhere and do nothing in, ngl. looks very comfy
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yeah they definitely can’t be doin’ no plurals along with their pronouns, that’d just make their heads explode quicker lmao
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it’s the new punch-buggy, lmao
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existence is resistance. today i did laundry, cleaned up my kitchen a bit, and in a minute i’ll take the trash out. i’ve been doing little things to get my house in order when i can, as i can.
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they weren’t getting them anyway. what a cavalcade of fucking morons
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someone should tell that person that ‘they’ and ‘you’ are actually pronouns and see what happens, lol
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*this* is antisemitism. not college kids talking about the genocide in Gaza and condemning Netanyahu
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gotchu, ty for the explanation 🙏
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may that day come sooner rather than later 😂
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sorry, i’m not good at high-stakes money stuff, never held a piece of stock in my life — is China buying the EU bonds or is it someone else? i get the sell-off and what that’s doing, but i don’t quite understand what the other half means
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i think (hope?) they mean European bonds 😂
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lmaooooooooooo this is excellent
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imagine going on national TV and telling the entire world that you don’t know how to wash yourself properly 😂
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so what that tells me is they floated it around, someone reported it, they got the backlash they absolutely deserved so now it’s ‘what? we never said that, why would we do such a thing?’ 🙄
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oh they know it was real. they’re pushing for anything they can get past the public and this wasn’t it. thanks for keeping us informed, Wired 🙏
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‘but he was so nice to me and didn’t try to 🍇 me at all, i just can’t believe he could possibly be a 34-time convicted felon’
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hahahahahahahahaha
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this! it’s not about humanity, it’s about the ‘white race’ they think is so superior
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hahahaha i am here for this energy
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not for me, thanks ✌️ i’m sure it’ll do well though
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i was born in ‘82 and i literally never know where i stand when it comes to this generation-label stuff. always felt too young for Gen X but too old for Gen Y 🙃
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go away, troll
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jfc that is terrifying to watch D:
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why, according to ICE you’re probably having them *right now*!
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the fact that everyone dies eventually is oddly comforting when i think about it sometimes
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an ‘/s’ after a sarcastic remark usually suffices :3 but yeah, agreed :/