genuinejaxx.bsky.social
Proud Californian. Nourished by the tears of MAGA buttlickers.
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You can’t read.
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Winer?
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If it’s not in Chuck’s book, Chuck didn’t read it.
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Spoiler alert: The shooter is usually some degree of MAGA. It never matters.
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Courage.
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But hey, at least you’re whining about it on social media. We’re all grateful that Two Buck Chuck took time away from a feckless book tour to do … nothing.
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Putting “deal” in quotes is classic.
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Or, as he likes to call it, “Monday.”
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I like it when he gets all angry like that. Increases the odds of that inevitable stroke we’ve been waiting for.
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I hear farms are hiring.
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The Giants still have a couple of mediocre pitchers to trade. May we interest you in Sean Hjelle? He’s really tall. You’d like him.
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Worst executed “mass” attendance event.
Soccer matches draw larger crowds. Regularly.
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I’m pretty sure he and the cretin in his administration view content like this as a feature, not a bug.
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Aw, shit. This means our payments from George Soros might be a couple of days late.
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And that’s when we throw our parade. It’ll be much more popular.
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Fuck yeah! That’ll get me to over a thousand SorosBucks! Enough for a free frozen yogurt!
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Within 12 hours, Donald Trump will make a social media post that says the shooter was appointed to government by Tim Walz. I’d bet money on it.
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It must, but it won’t.
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Was each patriot the size of an amoeba?
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Jeff Bezos. Licking Trump’s taint dies in silence.
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That one voice has more than a few Nazi sympathizers as part of it.
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Nah, bro. We just hate you.
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Donald Trump not understanding a song lyric is sort of like a parakeet not understanding quantum physics. It may bob its head up and down at the right time, but that’s more a coincidence than anything else.
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“Cheering crowds” is deeply deceiving
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Spirit Halloween … in November.
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Fatty threw a party and nobody came.
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Go home, Joffrey. Your party sucked.
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How would we know? Would that finally make him coherent?
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Pinch it off, Donnie.
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He’s so dejected. He thought this parade would finally make his weenie grow, but no dice.
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Bad birthday for Joffrey. Sad.
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Fatty had a party and nobody came.
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Gonna be hard, what with Israel assassinating the negotiators and all.
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“Boelter stayed in one of the rooms in the house once or twice a week so he could live closer to work he did in the Twin Cities.”
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Uh oh. Have I been taking edibles all this time without even knowing it?
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Sorry, I didn’t hear you. Jake Tapper was shouting something in my ear about Joe Biden.
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Poor fucking Marines. Seriously.
Don’t think for a minute this is where they want to be.
They signed up, but they didn’t sign up for this.
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^^^ This. OMG, this.
Those of us in the Bay Area have been watching him for years. Dude is bad news, period. If he’s the answer, someone has asked the wrong question.
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Isn’t he at the parade? Seems like that’s more his thing.
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Yup. God hates Trump. Sends a monsoon. Happy birthday, Yam Tits.
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Our side makes really good signs.
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Funny thing we coastal elites (who can’t afford to live here and are hardly elite) tend to forget about the South—about a third of the people who live there are on our side politically. Probably more now, thanks to Old Yam Tits and his brigade of misfits.
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Uh oh. He’d better get his Sharpie out.
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Eh, he’s upset because he’s realized it actually didn’t make his dick any bigger after all. Sad.
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As big as his crowd.
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Fuck everything about bipartisanship. Don’t play with Nazis.