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yer grains, give em to me
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for me, it's this and the absurd concepts they present as deadly serious in the films. "what if dinosaurs were weaponized by the MIC?" "what if a few dozen dinosaurs escaped and formed wildly invasive populations in the span of four years?" what if JP4 was rightfully left to rot in development hell?
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puritanism is puritanism, be it presenting as progressive or honest about its regressive nature. never give these people an inch, because they will take a country mile and use that breadth to other marginalized people in the name of "safety" and "goodness".
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Ignoring every Ian-Malcolm-esque warning and even plain old common sense, they let the dogs out.
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please... I beg you... a drawing, a mere doodle for poor Feebas...
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real, it's so jarring and frankly annoying to read through replies on a post by an artist you like and find a disconcerting amount of "pithy" and "powerful" facebook-quality resist-posts that have genuinely no relevance whatsoever to the art in question
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YYYEAH DUNK-TOOTHED DRAGONS, WE KNEEL FOR THE DUNK IN THIS HOUSE WOOOOOOOOO
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It is 1999. WW2 looms, but has not begun. Führer Karl Hisgler has resigned after finding love, and is succeeded by Wagner Hiwotanler, who promises to "harness cosmic pulsar vrill to regain Danzig." All pray that the world's supply of bad bitches continues to match Germany's supply of hyperincels.
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Even if the power of love takes Hitler out of the equation, Himmler will naturally rise to fill the void. Power of love reaches Hitler's top chicken farmer? A wackier, previously unknown German whose name begins with Hi- and ends with -ler will take his place every time. It's just how it works.
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they tooked he frill 😔
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alright are we counting the yeti as a monster? because if the yeti is a monster then the Grinch is absolutely a monster, since for all intents and purposes he is a greener, verbal, dilf-presenting yeti
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Ending this bitch's entire career
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That's right, Jaypir!
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I had no idea the dendra panoply would look so damn good on an uruk, but here we are. God, I love bronze-age fantasy.
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Rachel-Maddow-tide and its consequences have been a disaster for Bluesky vibes.
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Just a little technical problem...
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hell yeah, big man Tan
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Beautiful mantids! I love these little guys, I had a spiny flower mantis like a decade ago, he was a fantastic fella. Ate flies and banana bits like a champ.