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Tip a sex worker today because someone's gotta keep your dad's balls empty

I peaked in 2007 and now im here

my body is a finely tuned instrument that turns salt fat and sugar into obesity and hypertension

For Father's Day, i made trans porn just like your father used to watch

My dads favorite thing to do is to point at stuff he owns and ask me how much do i think he paid for it at costco

My dads favorite thing to do is to point at stuff he owns and ask me how much do i think he paid for it at costco

one time my dad threw his jacket onto the bench and it landed in the shape of a dog

(forgetting the word for horseradish) do you have any crying sauce

Look at this amazing avi I made for @davidwelman.bsky.social give them a follow and hit me up if you want one for yourself 💜

of course professional wrestling is real just look at it 🤼‍♂️

Also, happy father's day to my dad Maurice, who absolutely rules and doesn't understand my skeets

first father’s day 👶🏻🫂🖤

Look at this amazing avi I made for @davidwelman.bsky.social give them a follow and hit me up if you want one for yourself 💜

Welcome to bluesky Heres the lore 🧵1/10000000

The cashier said “Happy Father’s Day” and I replied “You too”, then she handed me my bag.

To celebrate Father’s Day, we’ve programmed all the slot machines to say “I love you, daddy” every time you hit a jackpot.

happy father’s day to all my fellow daddys out there 🫶

every father’s day makes me think about how i wish it was mother’s day