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“Translate from Hebrew” strikes again

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Oh no! Was the ball ok??

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Must be nice to be able to go to a hospital and get treatment without fearing that it will be bombed to ground or that the doctors will be summarily executed

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Literally, my child will die if we don't quickly save his life with emergency surgery. I am poor, I have no money, and I don't want to lose my child. I beg you and implore you to save my child. The story is on the donations page. Donate via the link 👇🏻 www.muslimgiving.org/000ar0f0t 🙏🏻

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the donation fund is already at 91%! we can definitely get it to 100% please help if you can!

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Crack of the bat

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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

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They should invent a big tattoo that hurts the amount of a little tattoo

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Hasan Piker Just Gave His Millions Of Followers A Masterclass In What Not To Do When Detained By CBP Progressive streamer Hasan Piker's recent detention by CBP at the Chicago airport has generated widespread outrage — and rightfully so. No US citizen should be interrogated about their political…

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the thing thing about the admonition to “not take the bait” is that while it makes sense in the context of an election — where you are trying to communicate a narrow set of ideas broadly — it does not make sense in the context of “how do we make this president as unpopular as possible”

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nathan fielder (narrating): to truly feel the responsibility of airline captains, i needed to pilot the most important plane – air force one. but i couldn’t get the security clearance needed. so i went undercover as a qatari official and convinced the president i was gifting him a luxury boeing 747

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gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort

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So what no fuckin pope now??

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"Self Defense Slur" is the most Israeli invention to not actually come out of Israel lol

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just made myself giggle thinking about One Of Those Liberals saying "if we're going to have a class war, I'm fighting on the side of CLASS!" except we're actually going to see that printed in The Atlantic if it hasn't been already

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guy who consciously chose to work for the panopticon company and mad its doing too much surveillance

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Nothing has ever made less sense to me than shopping on vacation

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This is definitely meant as a trick but the fact they have to do it says a lot about their capability to carry out the absurd level of deportations they promised

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Kidvestigating the victim of obvious racism is wild

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With just two airplanes, a group of terrorists raised the profile of New York City. But many New Yorkers say the outcome was not all positive.

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Hire me @redbull.com

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Me: you are so blessed to be Canadian, I cannot stand it here in the United States, I’m sorry, it just sucks and makes me sad. Canadian: yeah, your government is fucked up Me: I was talking about the candy bars

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One day south Florida may acquire a football or basketball team but until then it is first and foremost a hockey town

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They let Pete behind the wheel

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AIPAC Shakur

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why is this in the Master and Commander font

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The Live Action Balatro movie has found its newest star

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can tell twitter is absolutely done for because an absolute all time hegelbon classic is barely cracking "Connor" Tier in virality

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Fellas, focus less on the Bronze Age and more on LeBron’s Age (and ability to continue performing thereat)

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Preaching the gospel that Pepino Limón is an S tier Gatorade

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I would give my life for Tony Gilroy

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Wild that the Dolphins roster is this horrid and Grier is still around for this draft

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I will not be fooled by the dolphins this year this team will be bad and will have #0 Zach Wilson under center for a stretch of the season

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AI Deadpool Pastafarian Redditor might be the most Guys guy out there

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Does anyone else remember this? I was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe at "the dreaded Laramie" clickhole.com/which-one-of...

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Doing the Chicken Jockey thing but for when Luthen first shows up on screen

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“Translate from Hebrew” strikes again

Oh no! Was the ball ok??

Must be nice to be able to go to a hospital and get treatment without fearing that it will be bombed to ground or that the doctors will be summarily executed

Literally, my child will die if we don't quickly save his life with emergency surgery. I am poor, I have no money, and I don't want to lose my child. I beg you and implore you to save my child. The story is on the donations page. Donate via the link 👇🏻 www.muslimgiving.org/000ar0f0t 🙏🏻

the donation fund is already at 91%! we can definitely get it to 100% please help if you can!

Crack of the bat

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

They should invent a big tattoo that hurts the amount of a little tattoo

Hasan Piker Just Gave His Millions Of Followers A Masterclass In What Not To Do When Detained By CBP Progressive streamer Hasan Piker's recent detention by CBP at the Chicago airport has generated widespread outrage — and rightfully so. No US citizen should be interrogated about their political…

the thing thing about the admonition to “not take the bait” is that while it makes sense in the context of an election — where you are trying to communicate a narrow set of ideas broadly — it does not make sense in the context of “how do we make this president as unpopular as possible”

gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort

So what no fuckin pope now??

"Self Defense Slur" is the most Israeli invention to not actually come out of Israel lol

just made myself giggle thinking about One Of Those Liberals saying "if we're going to have a class war, I'm fighting on the side of CLASS!" except we're actually going to see that printed in The Atlantic if it hasn't been already

guy who consciously chose to work for the panopticon company and mad its doing too much surveillance

Nothing has ever made less sense to me than shopping on vacation

This is definitely meant as a trick but the fact they have to do it says a lot about their capability to carry out the absurd level of deportations they promised

Kidvestigating the victim of obvious racism is wild

With just two airplanes, a group of terrorists raised the profile of New York City. But many New Yorkers say the outcome was not all positive.

Hire me @redbull.com

Me: you are so blessed to be Canadian, I cannot stand it here in the United States, I’m sorry, it just sucks and makes me sad. Canadian: yeah, your government is fucked up Me: I was talking about the candy bars

One day south Florida may acquire a football or basketball team but until then it is first and foremost a hockey town

They let Pete behind the wheel

AIPAC Shakur

why is this in the Master and Commander font

The Live Action Balatro movie has found its newest star

can tell twitter is absolutely done for because an absolute all time hegelbon classic is barely cracking "Connor" Tier in virality

Fellas, focus less on the Bronze Age and more on LeBron’s Age (and ability to continue performing thereat)

Preaching the gospel that Pepino Limón is an S tier Gatorade

I would give my life for Tony Gilroy

Wild that the Dolphins roster is this horrid and Grier is still around for this draft

I will not be fooled by the dolphins this year this team will be bad and will have #0 Zach Wilson under center for a stretch of the season

AI Deadpool Pastafarian Redditor might be the most Guys guy out there

Does anyone else remember this? I was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe at "the dreaded Laramie" clickhole.com/which-one-of...

Doing the Chicken Jockey thing but for when Luthen first shows up on screen

WH press pass means nothing at this point. One journalist should go out as a legend and yoink his beanie off on camera

Nathan Fielder deserves an Emmy and probably prison time

Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’