ghostofgroucho.bsky.social
If you take me too seriously, the joke is on you! I am not for everybody!
A Fatalistic Pessimist since 2015
PS: If you have a whiff of MAGA, you will be blocked !
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Wonder if she is going to ask Trump for a pardon?
Pro Tip: Send him an airplane!
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My Navy neighbor who flew his yellow snake flag above his Trump/Vance sign, took them both down in February.
I guess with Trump in charge, the threat is over (that's what he thinks)
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70% of the Florida Cuban population voted for DJT.
When you buy a ticket to the deadly viper petting zoo, you should expect to get bitten.
Wonder how Heidy's hubby voted?
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Me too. In the Gulf of Mexico where we get most of our action, it WILL effect states that voted overwhelmingly for DJT.
That is the consolation prize, i suppose.
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Its also pushed DJT to come out in support of Russia over this attack.
Zelenskyy keeps showing the world who's side Trump is on.
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Ukrainian officials should have gotten up and walked out of that meeting.
I am ready for the next Zelenskyy surprise!
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How good are Bigg's chances?
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Under his guacamole!
Blessed be the salsa!
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Oh wow! Did not know that. Thanks for the heads up. As a former Fundie, i still dig me some DC Talk. When the 3 did their solo records, Tait's was the heaviest rocker of the bunch.
So Xtians biggest band of the 90's. One is gay and another one calls himself an "exvangelical" (Max).
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Mr Firefly agrees!
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You say arigato like we say arigato.
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Never heard of Word Wars. I will have to look for it now.
BTW, There's a potential kill screen coming up if anyone is interested
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I wish Joe would put out a statement saying "Mine and Jill's thoughts are with Donald and Melania as they struggle to deal with Donald's herpes and syphilis"
This would put Donald on the defense and who among us does not want to hear DJT do a presser saying "I don't have herpes"?
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If you buy a ticket to a Deadly Viper petting zoo, you should expect to get bit.
She thought all his stuff would happen to OTHERS (which she was okay with) but never thought it would hurt her.
No fucks given.
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She was fine with DJT trying to take healthcare away from MILLIONS of Americans. Fine with Kids in Cages. Fine with his cult attempting an insurrection. Fine with him promising to pardon J6ers. Its just that when it hurts HER, she gets all weepy.
She voted 3 times for this.
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NOPE! They will vote for what ever NEW candidate Fox pushes and they will say "Well, it wasn't Trump, i just could not bring myself to vote for a Democrat"
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If they had only been warned....somehow.......
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If Quinten Tarantino could have directed a Marilyn film, it would look like this!
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The man that pardoned J6'ers who beat police and ransacked the capitol is concerned about trouble making students. Neat!
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FUN FACT: NONE of Elon's cars have engines and the Auto industry is still moving towards Electric cars.
So Trump wants our kids to go to trade school to learn an obsolete trade. Why isn't he also pitching 8-Track Cassette repair?
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When you are tripping balls on Mushrooms its best to be seated.
Elon has a black eye because he was peaking, saw a Pink Hydra, started running, lost his balance and tripped over his 5 year old and fell into a table.
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Not sure, we must consult with Walter over at Twin Galaxies to find out!
I FEEL SEEN, btw. EASILY one of the top 3 greatest documentaries ever made. I am a nerd and watching THOSE nerds nerd out about 80's video games helps my nerd self esteem! Seen that Docu more times than i care to mention.
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And if Biden happens to pass away during Trump's tenure, expect him to shart on every tradition surrounding a former Presidents passing. Including being petty about flags at half staff!
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The comforting and compassionate response we all expect from those we elected to represent us.
Her next opponent needs to use this in every ad.
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Billy Mitchell approves this message!
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"Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens, Larry when you hire an unqualified reality tv star to do a government job? DO you SEE what happens, Larry?" - Sir Walter Sobchak
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It was working fine before January 20th 2025 and now all of a sudden its broken.
Hmmm, wonder why?
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Decoded: OUR tax dollars will pay Wal-Mart* for its losses.
*Using Wal-Mart broadly. It also means Stellantis, Ford, General Motors (GM), Toyota, Honda, and Nissan. ANY Manufacturer or retailer hit with tariffs too. One be HUGE and UNNECESSARY bail out on our backs!
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And his Narcissistic personality and ego will cause him to double down and inflict MORE pain on the USA as a way of showing his 'strength'. Any chance of real negotiations are gone.
He will now use tariffs out of spite.
He ran on revenge and that is what WE should all expect.
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The son of an immigrant who fled Castro is doing this to other humans.
ZERO HUMANITY!
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Lets NEVER forget that the current singer of The Newsboys and former singer of DC Talk is a bigger flamer than Liberace.
And the male 'assistant' that travels with him makes Adam Lambert seem straight.
I got some pals in the music industry.
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He had Russian whores pee on the bed where Obama and his wife slept, so there's that.
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1. ZERO reports of civil unrest, he's just making shit up.
2. What a swell guy, he is such a humanitarian....he should get the peace prize for saving china from Trump.
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I would be so bold to wager the he has a chemist on staff to make this stuff for him. No, i am NOT being hyperbolic.
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I played hard when i was younger. Not with any of the stuff that cold 'OWN' you (Cocaine, Heroin, Meth).
Having been there, i know what this stuff can do to a mind. From someone like Elon who has ALL the money in the world, he's getting the primo stuff too, not crap off the streets.
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The origin of this meme is from a well known QAnon guy.
Also, did you see the cartoon character that has been used to represent white nationalists?
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Is there ANY doubt that Bondi is shagging DJT? I cant be more serious.
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A lyric from a Ben Folds song springs to mind:
"She saw the lights, she saw the pale English face
Some strange machines repeating beats and thumping bass
Visions of pills that put you in a loving trance
That make it possible for all white boys to dance"
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We have elected Wimpy from Popeye as President.
"I'll pay you in two weeks for a trade deal today"
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Ever done Ecstasy or Mushrooms? Ecstasy removes ALL inhibitions. Mushrooms removes all reality. I know from personal experience when i was a much younger Groucho.
Made some really bad decisions while peaking on Ecstasy.
Does not matter who is in power, he is a loose cannon and has all the access.
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THAT
IS
AWESOME!!!!