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giantgoonhole.bsky.social
Doer of stuff and things, often sub-optimally. If you’re here, it’s your fault for taking me seriously. Adopter of Accelerationism.
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So I might have an alcohol problem. Specifically, the purchasing of Buffalo Trace Bourbon. I’m seriously stalking my area ABC Liquor and Total Wine stores for when they get deliveries and buying it whenever they get it in. My goal, to have a year supply on hand and be able to gift bottles. 😂

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

We are now £4K away from £100K donated to help the child refugees of Za'atari Refugee Camp. ❤️ Let's get to 100K now and push to hit our goal together. I'll leave you with the words of the head of Arsenal In The Community, on why we need to stay focused now more than ever!

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Bourbon, I’m sorry. I’m going to abuse you tonight. It’s not your fault. The fault is entirely on me.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

For the first time since I was young enough to not worry about it, I'm at a healthy weight! Here's the secret: * Get a job with good health insurance * Gain enough weight to become type-2 diabetic * Get prescribed a GLP-1 (insurance covers it for diabetics) Then diet and exercise actually works!

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

@arsenalfc.bsky.social with twitter being down now would be a great time to become more active on here!

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Between t-mobile giving customers the MLS Season Pass and Arsenal’s title hopes being over, I’m going to be watching more MLS than I expected. (Don’t be mistaken, Arsenal will always be my true love but it’s about top 4, not silverware this season.)

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

The guy calling the match on paramount+ could put me to sleep! 😂

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, McKennie wasn’t a part of Juve’s plans yet again at the beginning of the season and now he’s wearing the captain’s armband? Is this some sort of reverse psychology they do to him every season?

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

So, I signed back up for twitter a week into the transfer window because I wasn’t seeing as much transfer news as I expected. Wow, I forgot how quickly that app sinks its teeth into you! Especially after the wolves match. I had to delete the app from my phone because it was consuming me.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I’m running out to get a bottle of bourbon. Spouse: You don’t need bourbon. You have me. Me: You’re why I need the bourbon. Spouse: (Death stare) Me: 😂😂😂 She left the door open. I simply walked through. 😂 Note: She isn’t why I “need” bourbon. I just like bourbon in the winter.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

I just plugged a USB-A cable in first try! I need to go buy a lotto ticket! 😂

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

In my defense, I’m drunk af tonight and I feel a shouldn’t be held accountable for anything I post, respond to, like, or typo tonight.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

I suppose it’s because I’m pretty drunk but also because the end of the year tends to be a time of reflection but I really want to text my former project manager to thank them for the path they put our team on because I’m so lucky to work on such a great team. (Wow, run on sentence much 😂)

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Many years ago I was a cable guy as I went to school to finish my degree. The absolute WORST customers were engineers. As soon as they said “I’m an engineer” I just thought “I’m fucked”. And it wasn’t just me. It was universal. Well, I just had my 1st experience on the other side of that. 😂

submitted 174 days ago • 1 comment

Nil-3 to the Arsenal!

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments