gildedtofu.bsky.social
Please don’t follow me. I’m not that interesting.
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Is it from New Jersey?
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The New Yorker would probably be the definitive source.
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Golly. That happened today?
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Huh.
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Miscommunication among US appointees?
Shocking.
Shocking, I say.
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Are details important?
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They must be so fucking proud.
May they all be awarded a fucking useless medal of their useless achievements.
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I’m honestly not at all sure what to make of my rent after that exchange. None of it is “affordable”.
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My reality is the other way around.
Desert vs not-desert I guess.
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Is he sure that’s a thing he wants looking into?
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Oh, so you’re just out there asserting that there *is* a hurricane season, as if that’s just, like, your opinion, man?
We’re cooked, aren’t we?
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Ah, yes.
Ukraine is out there fighting for America’s national security.
Not their own existence.
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Well that doesn’t at all sound like a fucked up sport.
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Mmmmmkay
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Where’s Detective Cupp when we need her?
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I’d gladly trade my dream of a neighborhood grocery in my food desert for a taco truck on every corner.
Lots of corners.
No groceries.
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Jack Weaver was the original voice of Smokey the Bear.
Brings me back to my childhood in the DC area every time I think about how only I can prevent forest fires.
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It’s hard to rejoice that we’re left with a flaming pile of shit made up of Mini-Musks.
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I get it.
But I’ve heard this since 2017.
And yet here we are.
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Ooh!
The AI things!
How do I get a job in the AI things factory?
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Woo hoo! Yee haw!
Come on, NBC.
Our president can’t show any dignity.
But maybe you can?
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**STOP STARING AT MY TAILSPOT, everyone!**
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Because historically, appeasement has been oh so successful.
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I am.
But I just go to the toilet and do what I need to do.
My phone doesn’t keep me company at those times. Because it’s less than a minute or two.
A lot less.
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Me too, Darth!
I’m sick and tired of politicians telling us what Americans want.
Why not ask us?
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Mmmm… very sagacious.
Very, what’s the phrase?
What the fuck?!
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Watching sumo. My favorite thing every other month.
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I really just need one lottery-drawing’s-worth of good luck…
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Imagine my sins now that it’s 8:00 pm on the east side of this lump of rock.
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His supporters just eat this fucking shit up like the all you can eat buffet at Golden Corral.
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The worst thing about this is how many people will have to suffer to prove how wrong he is.
Not that he’ll care.
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We’re kind of squishy on the resident part.
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Come on Journalism! Sure, you faltered. We all do. But now is your time to shine!
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What. You’re against women having babies? How quaint.
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Classic opportunity to deploy whynotboth.gif.
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THIS IS THE JOURNALISM WE NEED!
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They just want to play with each other, the sweet darlings!
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Thank you, Moshu, for 14 years of joy!
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What a piece of shit.
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Do we?
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Huh.
It’s almost as if (and I say this as an agnostic American who was brought up Lutheran, went to a Quaker high school, and attended a Catholic university) the Pope, aka the head of the Catholic Church, might be God first.
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Sounds like a really nice spa vacation!
Where do I sign up?
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I not infrequently see package go on a 5-borough tour before landing in the mail room.
Gotta get adventure while you can.
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If I showed up at my Quaker high school and saw that I’d just freeze in confusion and would become a permanent attraction, whether my school, the Popemobile, the Wienermobile, or I desired it or not.
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I think I understand all of those words.
But maybe that nightcap was a mistake.
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Little Women’s Jo. It’s the first book I read that truly inspired me (around 7-8 years old, got it as a Christmas present).
There was the book of fairy tales with the 3Dish cover, depicting Little Red Riding Hood (destroyed trying to understand the black magic of the cover). But Jo was my hero.
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I’m not entirely certain if this headline is diabolical or brilliant…
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Of course they do.
Why wouldn’t they?
Destroy anything that might make little shits’ lives a tiny bit better.
I think that’s the motto.
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Or they’re just oddly fixated on girls and dolls.