gimpyhand.bsky.social
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same vibe as the people who don't get that Patrick Bateman is satire
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The current pattern is they'll go back to slightly worse terms, but will still claim a huge victory. Rinse repeat.
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Maybe they were referring to the seven years war
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Every time I read a NY Post headline I feel like a few thousand brain cells die. DOOMSDAY NUCLEAR BOMBERS!
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WSJ
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Im sure Fox News will be outraged if any Iranian funds are unfrozen, right?
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Deer in headlights sounds about right. GOP is a tape worm though.
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By Maureen Dowd
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Hey, she knew that article 1 covers congress! good for her!
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Poor Cricket.
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Probably obvious to any foreign leader, you don't actually need to do anything Trump asks for officially. Only requirement is to be nice to him, stroke his ego, and find a way to put some money in his pocket.
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I think they’re also to protect/deter vehicle attacks like the one on Westminster bridge.
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Great texture, but would not recommend.
Whisk 4 ego yolks, fold in 2 cups bovine feces, sprinkle with delusion. Bake in a fragile sense of self at 451°F until it collapses under scrutiny.
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There’s gotta be at least 50 impeachable offenses by now. For me, the most egregious is shit coin bribery and the most harmful in the short term is dismantling USAID in contravention of congress.
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Love this. Levels of comedic gold.
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Just doing the weave. Nothing to see here folks
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Yeah. I know.Im guessing they’d get treated like frigid American Samoas
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I mean, most provinces have a higher population than Wyoming. Why not 9 or 10 states?
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I’d imagine the Democrats would also support Canadian independence. The whole idea is absurd. Just another syphilitic delusion from Trump.
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They actually pay their bills
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liberate tutemet ex inferis day
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Callous assholes. “Because of our operational tempo with routine, daily law enforcement operations, and increased interest in all our mission sets, we aren’t able to research and confirm or deny many specific cases”. They’re so up their own asses they can’t see how evil they’re being.
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If the dimensions of the twinkie are proportionate, a 35 foot long one would weigh somewhere between 50-60 US tons
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Would love to see @tommalinowski.bsky.social back in congress for NJ 7
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Exactly. Ohtani is a good dude. Difficult situation. He comes from a culture that is very respectful, his English is not great, and to have some expectation that he would do anything different is unreasonable.
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No shit, Bill. How did these people convince themselves that Trump would not do this?
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I’m glad someone else noticed the most important headline
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(Not a spineless mealy-mouthed coward)
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Re-recording America sounds difficult
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We live in such an absurd timeline. Of course, he’s going to increase the deficit by massively decreasing revenue, and only creating a veneer of cost savings.
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Yup. It’s hard to think about the shear scale of how much this sucks and the long term consequences.
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Wow I just realized that’s the same actor and it blew my mind. Now I feel old.
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They won’t preserve them though
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Secdef Flynn
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Yes, that was what I was trying to insinuate. They’re truly the worst we have to offer. Scary times.
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4D chess. They’re all just pretending to be the perfect combination of morons and assholes to, umm, play the media, or something like that.
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I'm guessing they do all their business over Signal.
No record trail and they can be as ghastly as they want without any fear of consequences.
Imagine the chats they must have had when they cut intelligence and arms to Ukraine.
Why would any ally trust these lowlifes with sensitive information?
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I'd really love to be a Goldberg on the signal chat where they're all plotting to pin this on Marco Rubio
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Do you really want Trump, Witkoff, and Tulsi? I mean if you want them, then please take them.
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Just a coffee boy. No one knows who he is.
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Love the GRU officer. Wonder if he reports into Tulsi
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Wow. Very impressed with your ability to dig that up so quickly. It’s almost like these clowns are hypocrites.