gjeff.bsky.social
Monster of Moral Depravity & Fiend in Human Shape.
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Why spend more on a holiday from hell far from home, when you can have one just as bad in your own country.
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According to RFK the lesser, what role does witches casting spells play in the spread of disease?
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This way the cat hair is applied to the clothing before sale. That way, the purchaser does not have to get their own cat to shed on it right away.
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Chipsteaks. Unique and delicious.
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Karma. Nosy neighbors are punishment for bad poetry.
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Bigfoot believers group believe the beliefs of Bigfoot believers who saw something in the woods. What a coincidence!
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Maybe you could become a President or Prime Minister!
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That's what happens when you scratch your nose while losing track of what you are holding in your hand.
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Pitch is flooded.
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Have you given it a name?
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I'll let somebody else say it....
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Oh. So not the Pope then. OK.
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Mandatory use of super soft tires only to increase the number of pit stops.
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...and who lives in America and not some place like India or Nigeria. Absolutely not!
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If it's mostly out of the water, they might as well send someone out to paint it.
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If the new picture is a group shot, at least one person should look like they are about to throw up, due to the reek.
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Great tip!
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Thanks for letting us know. During these difficult days, this is the news we need!
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Trump is getting that kind of plane -- for free! Now MC wants one too.
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I once had to take antibiotics for that.
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Is "I wanna be sedated" by The Ramones, on your set list? It should be.
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Protein!
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Let me guess why it was dumped... Bed bugs! The infestation spreads.
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Macron & Trump shook hands during the funeral.
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Let him sleep. He's not causing trouble when he's dozing off.
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Due to a dangerous build up of excess thoughts and prayers.
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"First buy something, THEN get out!"
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It's a smelly job, but somebody has to do it.
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Face-eating or just a regular leopard?
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There should be a big white sign nearby and lots of space on it for little car-hitting-bollard symbols. With a new one added every time it happens.
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Well then. You're going to have stop doing that.
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A pointless exercise in pointlessness.
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"This isn't what it looks like!"
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Is that one of those cushions you have to sit on if you have hemorrhoids?
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Hopefully it does not lead to dancing.
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YES! The county borders on Canada. So I figure that they will pay for their independence with the proceeds from tariff-busting smuggling through the woods. The border is going to smell like coffee beans.
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They could pay for their (very) limited government by turning the whole idea into a reality TV show. The show will likely last longer than the new nation. How many seasons will that be?
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That yellowish tone reminds me of when my Canadian city suffered through a very bad few days of smoke particles, which blew in from far-away forest fires.
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In Canada, the city of Cornwall, Ontario is just across the river from the US. History could repeat itself.
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So not a Spice Girl then.
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I would skip past the foreign language quotes, although I had a chance at understanding the French. I'm also so lazy that if poetry was dropped into the text, I'd skip over that too.
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He is locked into a vicious cycle. He has to buy and drink lots of juice to get the jugs, but that creates more pee. So it's off to the store for more juice.
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A few minutes later the hacker realized that with a green light shining directly into his eyes, he couldn't get any work done. So he turned it off.
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At the end of the story, you can vote "Yes" or "No" to the mural being removed. I voted No. I wonder if the complainers were triggered by the image as they had been attacked by a wild haggis, sometime in the past.
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Image is likely an "Executive" pencil sharpener. Back in the 1970s or 1980s, putting the word "executive" into a product name helped to sell overpriced rubbish to non-executives.
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I remember the week the very first Hot Wheels toy cars came out. At first, they were expensive compared to other toy cars the same size, but I'm sure they came down in price soon after. Then we had the Hot Wheels orange tracks for them to run on.
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Spain breathes a sigh of relief. "At least it's not us this time."
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Reminds me of when we, as elementary school children, were threatened with something bad we might do getting into our "permanent record".
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Also, make your employees have some sort of identification system that prevents international spies from getting into your evil lair just by stealing a uniform.
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I would have guessed Nazis. Seems I was wrong.