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The cats got baths today so they are both sulking. Marcie sulks by sitting between my keyboard and my monitors and refusing to make eye contact.

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You see Hank’s face? No disappointment. Miku confirmed to have a better handshake than George Bush.

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My neighbor told me Silent Hill keeps eating his wifes so I asked how many wifes he has and he said he just goes to the wife store and gets a new wife afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding wifes to Silent Hill and then his daughter started crying.

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💯💯💯 Never "This system is inherently hopelessly flawed and unsalvageable and must be done away with," always "This main issue with this system is The Wrong People are in charge, it should be me instead"

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I'm far enough from playing Veilguard to be comfortable with saying I have strongly mixed feelings on it and it's my least favorite of the DA games, but it ALWAYS felt like a miracle that the devs got it across the finish line. The parts that didn't work for me didn't work for ME. That's just life!

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And now there's a fire. Fun!

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We really let people be assholes without consequence for too long. This applies to far too many things.

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"Was the gridge there?"

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Hey buddy, wanna see something cool?

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Marcie is over two years old and slowly figuring out how to sit in my lap while I’m working. At least he seems content!

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@backwoodgoat.bsky.social I don't know why I always think of you when I think of Sunshine but the idea of sequels existing in a rough outline form even is WILD to me

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My biggest takeaway from the various gaming news over the past few days is that I'm reeling from the fact that DONTNOD is now, apparently, DON'T NOD

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for context here’s a map of greater Los Angeles and the protest is the roughly the red circle

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We are excited to announce The Expanse: Osiris Reborn, a new sci-fi action RPG based on The Expanse. Become a captain of the most advanced ship in the universe, gather a crew, and challenge one of the most powerful enemies humankind has ever faced. Watch the trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQi...

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Updated my portfolio! dylantodd.com

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Sometimes I find myself thinking about how Mr. DNA says “dinosaurs” in Jurassic Park. I assume this is on a constant loop within @zoewithasword.bsky.social’s brain.

The cats got baths today so they are both sulking. Marcie sulks by sitting between my keyboard and my monitors and refusing to make eye contact.

You see Hank’s face? No disappointment. Miku confirmed to have a better handshake than George Bush.

My neighbor told me Silent Hill keeps eating his wifes so I asked how many wifes he has and he said he just goes to the wife store and gets a new wife afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding wifes to Silent Hill and then his daughter started crying.

💯💯💯 Never "This system is inherently hopelessly flawed and unsalvageable and must be done away with," always "This main issue with this system is The Wrong People are in charge, it should be me instead"

I'm far enough from playing Veilguard to be comfortable with saying I have strongly mixed feelings on it and it's my least favorite of the DA games, but it ALWAYS felt like a miracle that the devs got it across the finish line. The parts that didn't work for me didn't work for ME. That's just life!

And now there's a fire. Fun!

We really let people be assholes without consequence for too long. This applies to far too many things.

"Was the gridge there?"

Hey buddy, wanna see something cool?

Marcie is over two years old and slowly figuring out how to sit in my lap while I’m working. At least he seems content!

@backwoodgoat.bsky.social I don't know why I always think of you when I think of Sunshine but the idea of sequels existing in a rough outline form even is WILD to me

My biggest takeaway from the various gaming news over the past few days is that I'm reeling from the fact that DONTNOD is now, apparently, DON'T NOD

for context here’s a map of greater Los Angeles and the protest is the roughly the red circle

We are excited to announce The Expanse: Osiris Reborn, a new sci-fi action RPG based on The Expanse. Become a captain of the most advanced ship in the universe, gather a crew, and challenge one of the most powerful enemies humankind has ever faced. Watch the trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQi...

Updated my portfolio! dylantodd.com

Sometimes I find myself thinking about how Mr. DNA says “dinosaurs” in Jurassic Park. I assume this is on a constant loop within @zoewithasword.bsky.social’s brain.

How many of this kid are there

maybe that lady lived next to a different David Lynch