glathgrundel.bsky.social
Surly curmudgeon, best avoided whilst intoxicated.
Vindictive gossip monger, recreational arsonist and spiteful nurser of petty grudges.
Kind to animals.
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1,595 followers
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Yeah, like there are Republicans with teaching degrees.
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Kennedy Jnr. has decreed that all geese in America are to be euthanised, because 'freedom'.
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Calling this a shit-show is an insult to both shit and to shows.
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Por que no los dos?
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Literally didn't realise that it wasn't written recently until I read the source.
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Groan ... it's a Dad joke.
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We used to thank them for their courage, now we just apologise for our complacency.
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I don't know ... maybe that the Taliban will still be here in 5 years?
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Didn't work then, won't work ... soon.
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MELT
Make
Expulsions
Less
Treasonous
Get it?
MELT, because it is destroying ICE.
It's a pun.
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No badge, no ID, wearing a mask?
'stand your ground'.
As much as I hate guns, now might be a good time to get one.
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Steal their car, do a 'drive by' in it where CCTV can see the plates & then return it before they even know it was taken.
... THEN you SWAT them.
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If you're a hacker, get a hold of their socials and sub to a bunch of MS13 sites.
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Trump is going to deport him and seize all those lovely, delicious BILLIONS for himself.
This feud was always going to happen.
... they will make peace once Jon Snow turns up with a White Walker in a basket.
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Implications that the democratically elected LEADER of a sovereign nation at WAR, needs to get PERMISSION from America to DEFEND ITSELF just shows how badly Trump's lackeys overestimate the importance of their country.
It was a brilliant tactical strike & Zelenskyy didn't need 'clearance' to do it.
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Musk expected GRATITUDE?
Clearly not paying attention.
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Qatar heard about those fighter jet kill switches and had a light-bulb moment.
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They are indeed, all going to die.
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He's timing the collapse of the USA and the environment with his expected lifespan.
Once he's dead, he doesn't care what happens.
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... soon
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Let's just cut to the chase and shut the entire federal government, build the damn Death Star and send 'Space Force' to invade Mars.
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... why, don't you love us?
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I'm pretty sure it will take more than a few pissy TWITTER posts before anyone will love him again.
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Leave it ANOTHER eight years and you will be able to announce the release of Squadron 42.
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Pillow Fight!!
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He fucked with Big Bird ...
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The AUTHORITIES seized evidence including a jumping castle, snacks & sodas, sixteen balloon animals, a large cake, several new toys and a piñata.
No ICE agents were harmed during the heroic raid.
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Which one is she again?
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The Navy is on it ... maybe if they change the name of the ship?
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At this point, anyone who still supports TACO is a rusted-on cultist.
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Mostly, I'm against armed revolution overthrowing the government ... MOSTLY.
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The NAZIS were 'patriots' ... it isn't the blanket virtue that people would have you believe.
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ICE acting like the IDF again.
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However alarmed you are, it probably isn't enough.
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His rockets explode and his 'trucks' fall apart in the rain, but hey, I'm sure it's safe to have his shit implanted into my BRAIN.
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... or creampies, which contain neither cream nor pie.
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There's a high probability that he isn't even the legitimate 'President' ... didn't he admit that he stole the election?
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I'm pretty sure it's more about refraction / dispersion of light in water droplets.
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... but sure, maybe it's because of 'magic'.
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A cat and another cat that's a bit closer.
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I know the answer:
SOMEONE'S WATCHING ME.
Did I get it?
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Saying nothing to the Moscow delegation, except "I am memorising your faces", followed by a sinister, enigmatic smile.
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I would make a great lawyer because I saw the entire 'Perry Mason' show and I always knew who the bad guys were.
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She's waiting for the audio book.
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More doxing of ICE operatives is needed.
If they are masked and abducting US citizens (and until due process demonstrates that they AREN'T legal citizens, they must be assumed to be) then it is KIDNAPPING by random persons and they can be subject to self defence using LETHAL force.
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Fair enough, I'll save you the work & remove myself from your followers.
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Nah, fuck that ... I say cripple the fuckin' Nazis.
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You should probably learn how to use chopsticks Stevie ... Americans are China's BITCH now.
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Looks like a snowflake, quacks like a snowflake ...
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In fact, stupider than that.
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There needs to be more doxing of ICE.
They are literally 'terrorists'.
... and YES, I'm using the word 'literally' correctly.