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Kaohsiung/Cleveland/Boston The kind of scary liberal Fox News warned your grandparents about.
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I'm cold and was gonna wear this sweatshirt but she looks pretty comfortable, I guess I'll be fine.

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Don’t put ants in your ears Or bees in your anus Lick a porcupine once You’ll find out what pain is And there’s just one last thing One final reminder

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The officiating in this Red Sox-Mets series has been awful, and the umpires should feel awful about themselves.

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Don't forget all that racism!

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It's good to know it's not just the US where rich people can buy their way out of prison.

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I hope his response was "suck my balls."

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

million dollar idea: a president who doesn’t suck

submitted 9 days ago • 42 comments

The name of my autobiography.

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Me in my first week of my MEd program: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK7...

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I had a dream that I was at a house party and for some reason Donald Trump was there and he kept throwing darts at me. Not cool, brain. Not cool.

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I found out when I moved to Taiwan in 2018 that I didn't have immunity from the measles, despite having been vaccinated in the mid-80s. It's a good idea to ask your doctor to check if it's been a long time since you were vaccinated.

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This talk of pissing off Nazis has me thinking about this story.

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"If you're pissing off a Nazi, you're doing something right!" I'ma have my mom do this up as a cross stitch and hang it on my wall.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

About to watch a theatrical showing of The Royal Tenenbaums for the first time since it originally ran in 2001. Yes, I am giddy. How are you?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Trans freedom is super great and all, but if you need me I'll just be right here watching the clouds in this video clip.

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Extremely timely thoughts: The Netflix limited series The Defenders would have worked MUCH better as a season of Daredevil with an epic team-up, similar to what they did with the Arrowverse.

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Whoever first posted the bit Sorry Miss Jackson (ooooh), I am four eels, Never meant to make your daughter cry, I am several fish and not a guy Has been living rent free in my head for about 15 years now.

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It is much too early in this baseball season for me to be this relieved that the Red Sox have the night off.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

The richest 0.001% of the population, who now control abso-fucking-lutely everything, don't use this stuff anyway. Why would they care at all that it's falling apart?

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

One cannot have ethical concerns when one does not have ethics.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Never seen anything quite like this one...

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Don't think for a second this is some feel good, warm your cockles kind of story. This was a fucking kidnapping that just happened to have a happy ending. www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

And yet Donald Trump will live on, fueled entirely by grievance and spite.

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Quote post this with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe.

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Who even is David Hamilton??

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A "whiff of excess" is when somebody farts after a fancy dinner. This is a $300 million, gold-plated boondoggle. Emperor Trump's biggest grift to date, and that is really saying something.

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